by fraubleucher
Because when you have unprotected sex, even in fantasy land, you invite a fatal disease.
Your writing skills are excellent. The pun bit is slightly overdone and loses its comedic effect after two or three times but the writing is perfect. Please write more. Much more. And go where your dick and your mind lead you. Fantasy is fun. So is reality but who cares here. It's all good, especially when it's this well written.
Please vote as you want, and leave comments for me as you want - good or bad. I'm not doing this so people "like" me, I'm doing this for me. The fact that someone else might get enjoyment out of it is just a bonus.
So, trolls, flamers, etc., etc., please just shut up.
Comments like "too many puns" are greatly appreciated. You should know that that comment introduced me to the wonderful world of "editing", in which I actually read the damn thing before I post it. Thank you for helping me with that.
You are a slave to detail , I love it. Keep writing please !? And thank you !