by Ashson
I chuckled my way through this (probably not the reaction you were going for). Absolutely brilliant spur-of-the-moment medical condition and while I'd like to think there aren't girls out there that would buy this, I sigh to think there probably are. So I'm giving you 5 for being well written and making me giggle.
not physical.
maybe egotistical.
it only becomes physical when you have to move out after the divorce.