All Comments on 'Kind of Hard to Avoid Tropes'

Nailed it as a what not to do for budding writers in 750 words. You da man !

I'll be back to check out some of the comments you receive from the varied "pros(?) who've never posted" on Lit. Loving Wives. Looks like you covered every cliche possible. As a struggling newbe poster, thank you.

i think this one is way over my head or u have one hell of a weird sense of humor

You forgot that he found out the kids weren’t his.

Thank you for this. I needed a laugh this morning and actually laughed out loud several times reading this. Great work.

… and the woman is always a multi-orgasmic squirter, the man is always in the top 1% of endowment, can get it up three times at night and three times the following morning every day, someone is being blackmailed and always gives in to the blackmailer - what would we do without our Literotica tropes?

Grinning.

You forgot to mention that the lover has a 14" cock that's as thick as a trans-Atlantic phone cable and stays fully erect after orgasm, and the cuckolded husband has wedding tackle 1/4th the length of the lover. But hell, man, it's still a five-star whoop-de-doo, with an additional star awarded for the sheer, bloody cheekiness of it! [b]BRAVO![/b]

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The weather references... hilarious

I thoroughly enjoyed this diversion from the usual trope :) (C'mon, that's ironically funny.)

I especially appreciate the near perfect grammar and punctuation (I didn't see ANY boo-boos).

Keep 'em comin'.

I fucking hate you. You've ruined everything. Why are you so full of hate for your readers? Nothing will ever be the same.

It was the best worse moment in my life?

"The anons need something to bitch about anyway." BAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

As an author myself, I SO feel that! "You write good but your story sucks and your character's just a cuck/pussy/simp/loser."

Well done, well done indeed.

Kudos to the authors whose MCs don't put up with that locked bedroom door shit. If she's the one who doesn't want to sleep with her spouse, she can sleep elsewhere.

Then there's the oral/anal denied the husband. A thousand 1-bombs to an author that writes a reconciliation out of that, LOL.

Hilarious!

Covered all the bases except that she had 44DD's aka she had a linebacker's rib cage lol

Lololololololololol BardnotBard

But, wasn't he (unbeknownst to her) a black belt ex-navy seal sniper?

"he ate at Denny's". Classic.... 4/5 BRB

Makes no sense at all .... unless you're trying to show how ridiculous it is to try to write a complete story using only 750-words (and even then, it's kind of weird).

Now that he mentions it, I'm sure I've read "that" story at least a couple of dozen times. Guess 750 words just won't cover all of the cliches, had to check out the comments to see which ones were missed and loved it.