by Dale Jane Henparty
"...a mouse or caribou for the freezer."
A mouse is a single serve dinner?
Better save the moose for company.
A MOUSE or a caribou for the freezer?? The caribou might be all right, but the other might not have enough meat on it to put in the freezer! Otherwise not bad - 4 stars.
when has there ever been an open hunting season in Alaska for a mouse?
What are you going to shoot it with - a BB gun?
I think you probably meant MOOSE.
You know? - that huge 7 foot tall, 2000 pound beast, with a humongous rack of horns.