All Comments on 'My Name is Dick'

it was fun to read...lol

as crazy as mine!

Loved it, laughed like crazy - and I don't even own one.

I use one every now and then, but it isn't mine.

Title says it all... and I love the style. I picture Dick with a New York-ish Italian accent. I hope that's appropriate. :)

But it wasn't very humorous writing.

And when it comes to anatomy, you don't know fuck from squat.

That was incredible. I haven't laughed that hard in a while! Don't rush the points, let it build, but much hilarity.

THAT was a good piece of writing -- "point of view" at its best! i would laugh out loud except then everyone else in the house would want to know what I was reading, which would blow the cover off my online porn thing. :)

Awesome writing...would love to hear that from a woman's point of view...;). Keep up the good writing!

I am a woman who loooooves to suck cock, and this is the best humorous erotic story I've ever read. I was in a fit of laughter. This story is worthy of Literotica's highest honors!

I enjoyed this story a lot. Cute view and perspective of the one eyed monster. It would be fun to hear the same version from the slotted clam! Keep up the great writing.

Oh my God, that is the funniest thing....Kudos to you, man/woman/whatever the bloody hell you are. That one guy was right, I thought of an Italian American.

Fantastic, gr8 use of mind u must be a clg guy. Mast thi. What about pussy.

I love the story it is so hilarious and I laughed so hard when I read it. definitely going to make my husband read when he comes home :D

ps: I cant stop giggling when I found out some imagined Dick has Italian American accent because that's how I imagined Dick's accent :D

Mine has a Puerto Rican accent and swears he can sometimes hear another cock through the wall, but that would put him in directly inside the asshole. I thought he was crazy, but now it makes sense.