by Ashson
Is how he would end up in my neighborhood. You don't mess with your neighbors kids.
This story is so British that it put me to sleep and was a major boner killer. Why is she wearing socks with sandals? I'm now imagining an unattractive 40 year old with bangs and a short hairstyle in pigtails pretending to be a teenage girl for a shitty British porno in the 1990s. Women can't sit on faces in your country but men can rape young girls in their neighbourhood. Way to go, red coats.
Does fightorflight actually think non-virginal girls only have sex with people who live in other neighborhoods? Get Real!
This is a story that straddles a line between nasty and amusing. For me, it lands in the humourous field, with the wit of the narrator and the responses of Samantha making this seem more a game than seriously intended. It is well written, if not to everyone's liking I imagine