by KatPissinger
KP, congrats for laugh-out-loud satire. This story was short and sharp like a scalpel cutting open a festering wound, exposing the dregs of American society.
I can only assume you're part of the Snacks for Y'all Qaeda fb group. Wish you could link to this there, but that probably would violate fb policy. Well done!
I'm confused as to the context, but the masturbation part was good.
I think I submitted the context in a preface but somehow, the moderation must've cut it out. It's regarding the occupation of the Oregon Wildlife Refuge in early 2016.