by magmaman
Well done! My mind is so twisted it's hard to make me laugh. You did though. LYG
Don't know what you were going for here. It failed on so many levels, I can't begin to describe them all, so I won't.
And apparently anonymous found out that it is also an IQ test.
I have been reading your humor stories and have definitely found a favorite author. Most of them have been twisted enuf that they make so much nonsense I can't stop laughing. Keep up the good work.
And the name of it is All Jacked Up. I laughed my ass off. It's a 5. Maybe you could write another part of the Matrix. And use this clown as the hero.
M, I gotta admit I am not a big fan of yours. But this one really hit my funny-bone. With a painful amount of laughter!
No big criticisms, some of your stories were well worth my time reading them. I will keep working through your postings. See what other gems are buried in the richly fertilized soil of your imagination.
Oh... And "Anonymous" can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut... I mean... Obviously, even the donuts rolling away from them... So sad.... So very sad to have to be anonymous... Wonder what went wrong in their life to be such a miserable... Whomever... Or WHATever... Never can tell... Since they are so "Anonymous". Ughh... Good story though. Made my day! Just need to stop reading other peoples comments... Fuck... I give you a 5 and "Anonymous" gets sentenced to eternity locked in a room... With a moose... CRUNCHING WALNUTS! (Godbless J.V., Zim and Gir... Not Dib though).
Not all anonymous folk are bad... Just the obvious ass monkeys that are hiding behind anonymity as to not have to deal with the responsibility of owning up to what criticism may befall them... Eh... Karma makes a joke of everybody eventually... Laugh at yourself now and then... You know who you are... "Anonymous" or otherwise... Not picking on the legit anons who don't have profiles... Or for whatever other reason... Witness protection I suppose... So... Damn... I have spent more effort than... Nah... This snit has been a long time coming... No regrets... - love, tdI