by Scot_writer
Yeah...old joke!
guy dies and goes to hell.
the devil asks why are you here?
Well I was golfing and I swore.
You're here because you swore?
Yeah.
I teed off and it hit a tree guarding the fairway.
And you swore?
No, no. all art of the game
So I take my second shot and end up in the trees and you swore?
No part of the game...
eight shots later I'm on the green with a two foot putt.
YOU MISSED THE FUCKING PUTT!