by Ashson
Great juxtaposition of naivete and frustration!! Asking for help getting the bra off was very appealing. The embarrassment at being naked in front of him AFTER the test was perfect!! Great little ditty!!
Why couldn't I have grown up in the neighborhood that Ashson's Sweeties hail from?
Maybe Ida-ho' ? Or Con-EZcunt?
5*
A delightful read, humorous and short. Enjoyed it. Thanks.
To a b&b I didn't appreciate the sounds of a b&b the one time we were there, do you know how hard it is to get the right momentum, listening to old people try and get it on. I think you did the right thing to demonstrate the options.
She came back monthly. After a while, without her husband. For 'lessons'.
Good going.