All Comments on 'Sucking Green Dick'

Creative and inventive, I gave you a five for sucking green dick.

Because of this story, Earth Day now has new meaning for me (lol). Every time I think of the fauna and the flora, about recycling and saving the environment, I'll think about Sarahhh sucking green dick and I know that I've lived a better life having read this story.

"Wow!"

Great story, I'm looking for a green suite. Thanks for sharing your talent, making us laugh. Happy earth day. Art

Damn that was hilarious.Im tattooing my dick green so you will never suck it off, the green any way

OMG Sarahhh, This is the funniest one that I ever saw. I hope you win the contest.

W

It's no wonder you're LITEROTICA'S favorite author - your stories are simply more entertaining than anyone elses. And this one raises the bar even higher - it's inspiring for we lesser authors to see how hard even the greats work at improving their craft.

This one is a classic - Gabby liked it so much she now wants to paint my dick green! For EASTER???

That's all I can say! LOL

Hey you had me seeing stars.Your stories are all a wild and crazy riot.Cant get enough of them. Thanks! Will W. (willardweikel@hotmail.com)

Best one I read yet!

Thanks for writing!

Whatever it was. I missed that because i got distracted by all the sex and stuff.Definitely works for Erectile Disfunction tho.

I have been reading you stories for about a week and they are so very hot expecially the ones with the strap on and i was disappointed you didnt fuck any guys with that big green dick in this one or even the cucumber

one of the best submissions so far and if this is a Preview of upcoming submissions i can't wait other author should take notes ..

You are such a winner with this one Sarah.

From the master of the piece. LOL. I wish I was Aimee. You are one crazy lady. I love it! GerryCPA from Tacoma

A winner for sure.

Wicked, wonderful humor! Thanks for the story. Absolutely a 5.0!

A bit of blasphemy, a well deserved ridicule of hypocrisy and a lot of good solid writing, funny and believable dialog make this my new favorite story.

Would give it 10 stars if possible. Nice going Sarah.

same old shit.women are from venus and men are green dicks from mars.shit im funny.not as funny as you girl.you totally rock.omartinez

Hi Sarahhh, does one of those "H"'s stand for horrible, which certainly describes your imaginative yarn! It also stands for "horny", which you obviously are. And I think you tried to make me like that, too, but no such luck! brucebaker4@bigpond.au

....roadside trash on Earth Day. Must have gone to the wrong school. Thanks for the entertainment~

talking bout leavin u drained

Especially the girl on girl action. You make it sound so real! ScarletCharlotte (I cant get my password to work)

is black dick!

Babble on and on and on about nothing much.

The piece was very well written and, to be honest, you

make incest sound good. I never thought i would ever say that, but the

way you write it, it doesn't seem so taboo anymore, it seems almost

like a good idea. The ability to change the stance on what is socially

unacceptable is quite a feat, and you should be proud of yourself:)

Your stories, the half dozen or so I have read, are all well written, sexy, and great fun. Kudos! MaxC. Just sent you an email.

The only readers who could possibly like this story are in the 5th grade.

My dick is green with envy .. send the sisters around any time .. great

story, sexy and strange at the same time .. how do you do it ..

(actually I

know how) .. and I'm glad you do ..

I like it

Where can I get some green paint? I just became a Green Day convert!!! Sarahhh, you could get a lot more converts. Make EVERYDAY a green day!!!

Loved the story! Best Green Day story!

Not even worth a 1 vote.

this was a very good loved to read story wish i had something like that to go on in my neighborhood cause i would be first in line

I just hate your 'fey', immature humor. Makes me cringe. Fucking grow up sarahhh. You can obviously write extremely well. Try it.

With all the Organics and tree huggers here, your writing will go well here. Sarah, I always love your great imagination and writing. Professor L............ being from the "Steel town".......... were you referring to Mario??...... I have a little hockey in my background. Bill Portland

No, not Aimee's clit in the story. I am talking about the psycho-bitch drama queen who keeps one bombing my story. Sniffle, sniffle. But at least I have you people who actually read the story before voting and appreciate my efforts (I mean, have you ever sucked a green dick?) I will have much more to say about specific comments soon.

I saw this story in Readers Digest. Shit that was a funny story when I read it there. You made it sound so fucking porn.

I'll paint my dick green for you Sarah...

Real love is pure and untainted, anything less is strong feelings and lust. You got the lust part right! Prince Rasaphyah Wadada from My Space

...now that is one holiday celebration i would love to partake in!!! <3

Once again, your incoherent blather makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, except for the part about the lowest scoring story you've had. Too bad for you. Guess it sucks being such a flaming moron, huh?

The Pittsburgh Pervert does it again. Wonderful!

It never fails to amaze me how you can write such great erotic stories with such a sense of humour. As usual it was excellent and all based on Earth Day made it not seem so impossible. Thanks sarah..keep 'em coming.

great story love it

I was reading another one of your stories about nude day that was really funny too.Off to read some more.A new fan,Art M

Another splendidly entertaining and erotic tale from you! Too bad you are disqualified from winning the contests due to being too good.

YOU ARE GOING TO STRAIGHT TO HELL WHAT WITH THE WAY YOU MAKE LIGHT (MY FIRE) OF ALL THINGS RELIGIOUS. I AM KEEPING A HOT SPOT FOR YOU. WARMEST REGARDS, SATAN

YOU ARE GOING TO STRAIGHT TO HELL WHAT WITH THE WAY YOU MAKE LIGHT (MY FIRE) OF ALL THINGS RELIGIOUS. I AM KEEPING A HOT SPOT FOR YOU. WARMEST REGARDS, SATAN

Another great tongue in cheek story, sarahhh. Anxiously awaiting your next.

It's a pleasure to read the adventures of you and your girlfriend. That makes me on so much! I have to read and read and read once more - and be happy. Please give us more of these adventures!

you are muy easter bunny yum yum eat you up thanks for all the great stories.scorperri@aol.com

This is my favorite comment so far (Check out his stories under user name "scouries" for all in the family erotic entertainment. You can click on my user name and go to my favorite authors and find him easily) by scouries:

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LITEROTICA'S FAVORITEST author does it again! We're GREEN with envy...

It's no wonder you're LITEROTICA'S favorite author - your stories are simply more entertaining than anyone elses. And this one raises the bar even higher - it's inspiring for we lesser authors to see how hard even the greats work at improving their craft.

This one is a classic - Gabby liked it so much she now wants to paint my dick green! For EASTER???

This isn't a blog, bitch. No wonder you have so many comments

that electro-shock therapy that isn't working all that well for you. Maybe the doctors need to up the voltage a lot.

to take up the challenge presented to him on "The SCOURIES reader--for both fans and serious scholars..." over on the Story Feedback forum if he dares.

yeah you distrracted me shot a terrible round and lost more than a little green.all i could think about was your story i read this morning before hitting the greens.green green green. i will be collecting my blow job soon luv ya deke scm 719

Loved your story!Funny how it makes some other writers Green with Envy!!!

Sarahhh is the absolute master (or is that "mistress") of sex and humor. Another great story by this well-endowed redhead.

you and your girlfriends can give yourself earth friendly orgasms with my cucumber anytime.funny & sexy story from you as always.

Hello baby......you've cum a long way baby! That story was so hot, I crave a cucumber salad, and you.....what a great way to raise more than money!!!

I always look forward to your new submissions and this was right on par with "Taming Tiger." You've got an uncanny ability to make any situation incredibly amusing and sexy. Looking forward to your next story!

Yeah but those Methodists are fucking perverts.You can trust Baptists like me.LOL.Funny and hot story.I got a coupon from church to make a deposit at half price

Loved the story...as usual you did an amazing job, Loved the details of the Blowjobs

I dont believe the part about the guy fucking a tree but the rest seems somewhat believible.Good story.eugenekeches@hotmail.com

Always amazing work!!! The most talented author once again never disappoints just like her book Tamar's Sword, which I purchased om amazon.com. I love the detailed descriptions you always give Sarah belle! You are a true southern belle in my opinion even if you live up north!

...Lots of Golden Rainbows, and Me Red Balloons!

Great As Always My Red Headed Eroticist! I don't know about spending $500.00 for a blow job, and $150 for a dildo, but to each his own!

I always Love your stories, keep writing... and keep your eyes peeled for a few of mine that will be hitting print very soon!

The tree-fucker is no fallacy. In fact, he is based off a story of my adolescence i passed on to Sarahh about my escapades fucking various trees around my yard. Yeah, its weird, but it was the least damming of the things i penetrated during that period. C'mon, who DIDN'T experiment with their dick when they were nine through twelve?!

I normally would pay little attention to a juvenile fuck story like this, but the last comment by "northdrop" caught my eye on Feedback Portal. Oh yeah I stuck my wee wee in a tree tree too. Who doesn't? I bet it was a walnut tree. Fucking nuts.

Sarahhh, we know you love Dick, but is it really green? Black or Gold goes better with your lovely red hair - even with a blond wig. I guess it does make a good "Earth Day" tie though. A nice erotic story - though I prefer themes a little more penetrating. A big green strap-on would have made this one for me.

Thanks for another great story.

I went out and got green food coloring for the little guy hoping you would stop by. All i ended up with was a green palm! You do it to me every time!!

oh those youngins sure are hot!!! thinking about getting some green flavoring to coat mine!!

you go girl!!! keep writing you do great!!!

loved this story, equally sexy and funny, you rock sarahhh keep up the great job

only been reading stories on this site for couple days and finally found one worth my time. hope you got more like this hunny

Sarahhh has written another good oral story, and a really green one at that. This story suggests a good game for Earth Day.

Hey Sarah great story so if I made my dick green would you come and lick it off Im already so hard from your story

keep up the good work and be good unless you like being bad

LOL

Great story, really enjoyed the humor. I'm not a lawyer or a preacher, but I could play one in this story. Keep 'em cumming!

Ah Sarahhhh.....if only my dick was green.... as always, a great story! Keep writing them...please! lol

Had me chuckling all the way thru.Thanx for the laffs (& the boner)!KingKarl(king ofFrench)

A Steel City Mafia buddy turned me on to your stories a couple days ago. Oh yeah the Clowns suck for sure like you said. You love green dick and I love Dick LeBeau. You really need to write a story about Big Ben and set the record straight.

As always, I laughed through the story. You are GREAT!

either about the guy who fucked a tree.the rest sound more credible than the bible and is a lot funnier

What a GREAT story! ! ! !

I have read all of Sarahhh stories on here and she is truly a gifted and talented EROTIC story writer. Keep up the good work and you will keep me up as well. Fantastic! ! ! * * *

MMM, happy happy saving the planet one mouth at a time...

Same Old Shit. Anybody who likes this crap has Alzeimers, and going by the pics of the last two retards on their profiles, namely HotWillie69 and Canbe4fun, they have even worse.

I liked it, very funny

Hey sexy Sarahh with the GREAT Tit's ! -- - - Guess what gal, I just painted my cock green !!! So hows about it ! Cute stroy Sarahh but of course I prefer your more "serious" ( whatever0 ones, but this was cute.

Your #1 Fan in the South - - - TittySucker !

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I could care less if some totally wacko psycho-bitch drama queen makes personal attacks on me, but that is really low when you do it to people who comment on stories. Or send them totally weird e-mails. Fucking stalker. But that's your lame game. Meow, meow, you worthless squirrel bait. I would delete your comment, but I no longer bother because you just put them right back on. Once upon a time, I deleted a comment a dozen times, and it went right back on a dozen times. So I said FUCK IT! LMFAO at your sorry existence. I would tell you to get a life, but I know that is impossible.

Hi sarah, another great story, wish I had been there, but $500 for a blow job is a bit expensive, unless it was you who was giving me one.

good luck

ged (ge.birch@tiscali.co.uk)

Your latest one is one of your best ones! Thank you for yet another sweet story. Not many authors can make me laugh and get an erection at the same time. Take care. Love ya. Jim

jpratt47@yahoo.com

Those where amazing keep green day alive

Truly fantastic story line and gteat theme. I would gladly pay a thousand

dollars to spend some time with you and Amie. Even if it was only watching

you with very large cucumbers. I do believe your stories get better with

time.

You write such great pieces, hot and funny, a rare combination. I owe you a few laughgasms kiddo!

That was so FUNNY! Great Story!

Why can't we celebrate Green Day in South Carolina like they do wherever you

live? Life would be better and the money better spent than the way the

government wastes it on bureaucrats! Vive la cucumbers! gmta@sccoast.net

Why is it I never seem to have that much fun at Earth Days I attend? Guess I really need to check them out better! I do love green! Sarahhh can I please have deep, green BJ? Love ya Sexy!

Sarah,loved the story as I do all of em! My name is David and when in the story he used grass and leaves to rub on for foreplay knowing my luck it would be poison ivy! Still the hole in the tree part doesn't sound too bad LOL. Would LOVE to see you&Aimee use cukes! Keep up the great writing and take care! Big fan,Dave

omg that made me sooo wet i need one of those right now. keep writing omg your stories turn me on soo much.

Another rousing story. I can just imagine your sexy pink tongue turned green from sucking all that green dick. Your stories always make me hard and horny. Thank you for the muse. Keep them cumming.

hals99

Sarahhh, hot story, you always come up with the best story line. Keep up with the stories, can't wait for the next one.

Enjoyed it immensely,as usual...

Whoever puts comment #100 on this story wins a BJ from Literotica's self-proclaimed best cocksucker! Yes indeed, Ace (author name sr71plt), who allegedly can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, will drain yours, green or not. Ace, in addition to being a pilot, model, spy, etc., was once "special adviser" to a certain former president. The dress doesn't lie.

I know a little gentleman in Boston that I'd like to pass my winning comment off to. He's been waiting for this.