All Comments on 'Terribly Silly Incest Ch. 01'

It was kinda fun, till it reached 20 inches.

Then I stopped reading. I definitely like your serious work better, like, I don't know, a Chp 3 of cuddle slut?

Starts at 10 inches, I gave up reading when it got to 18 inches, not believable.

Your stories are usually some of my favourites on this site but this one unfortunately is not.

I really hope you're just having a bit of fun.

I've always enjoyed your work on here and I got a kick out of this one as well. It almost as if each paragraph could have been taken from a different story. I think you hit them all. Perhaps you could come out with a chapter two where they find out she is pregnant. And despite their hestancy to tell their parents they end up being found out and their parents couldn't be happier. They find out their parents are brother and sister too and they all join in to celebrate the new baby.

Loved the satire of the I/Tab genre. I guess in ch.2 mom and dad come to find the twins fucking but are ok with it because they are incestious twin too hahaha.

I've read several of your other stories. They were always enjoyable and believable. What happened with this one? First he had a 10" cock. Then two paragraphs later he had a 12" cock. Which is it? Was this just a silly, get off story? Because it fell below the level of your usual writing.

But dude, you forgot to add the cliché where the siblings always call each other "bro" and "sis" repeatedly. Even when it doesn't make sense! lol

I've seen the growing dick one before somewhere else. I think it was "Big Bif's Best Bunghole Banging" by Penelope Street. If you haven't already, have a read. It's bloody hilarious. You'll love it!

I don't think that some of your readers get what you're doing here... but I for one, can't wait to see what you'll do next!

Cheers dude!

You really need to fix the change in your cock sizes. Every time you mention a size it grows.

It seems i have read this story before, but it was a wooden puppet called pinocchio. There are several good fish stories out their with the same "Size" issues. If nothing else it was amusing.

Your other stories are always a great read. Then you post this stupid shit. What happened?

I guess in Ch. 2, Julie will have octuplets, or more, even as she fucks and sucks Justin's 16 foot cock 20 times a day with 10 or more orgasms each time. I get the idea, Xarth, but it doesn't quite come off for me at least. Sorry, because I usually LOVE your work - or maybe it's play. Try again, please.

Anyone who liked this, you're in luck 'cause there's more coming. Anyone who didn't, I just submitted a more serious story and it should be up a in a couple days.

Yep your title says it all!!!!

1) it is definitely terrible

2) it is most definitely silly

3) it took me a while to realize your exact intentions for this story.

4) it just a terribly silly story with the emphasieze on SILLY.

5) so just for being just a terribly silly story the only possible score is a terribly silly 5.

Yep your title says it all!!!!

1) it is definitely terrible

2) it is most definitely silly

3) it took me a while to realize your exact intentions for this story.

4) it just a terribly silly story with the emphasieze on SILLY.

5) so just for being just a terribly silly story the only possible score is a terribly silly 5.

LOL! Thank you! Had me laughing for a full 5 minutes! It's nice to change gears once in a while!

Can't believe you wrote such trash, I stopped reading after the 10"/12"/14" cock.

I have read your stories before and know your a better writer than that.

You should be ashamed wasting your talents like that.

Pretty accurate parody. Made me chuckle.

Unfortunately most taboo stories are actually like this so don't be surprised if most readers assume this isnt parody.

Now get back to your usual high quality incest stories! *puts on serious face*

really man 10 then 12 then 14 then 16 then 18 THEN 20 inch I stopped at 20 because its just not real and just plain freaky. your a good writer but just stop at 10 or 12 don't go adding 2 inches each time.

Not a bad read except how a 12 inch dick became a 22 inch dick. You need to keep it halfway believable. The only way a virgin could take something like that is if she is as big as a cow.

Such great humor in this story. As parody it is unequaled.

Have someone teach you how to write/edit before posting this BS. 10,12,14,18,22. What the heck were you thinking with??

You call this a story YOU were playing with your WEENIE while writing this, No cock grows that much EVER !!!!!!!!

You read all these stories and stroke you little cockette and now bitch about others?? Come on man!

A little over the top for me!

Who is kidding who,pure crap,no redemming features,I would delete this if I could,what were the people at Literotica thinking letting this garbage on here

Couldn't even finish with they way his cock grew 2 inches every time his size was mentioned. And all the way to 2 feet! Either start as complete fantasy and keep it there, or keep a semblance of realism. Either way, keep the details consistent!

I didn't make it through the first page, because I found it rediculous that the guys dick grew from 10" to 12" to 14" to 16" when hard. At this rate it would be over 2 foot long by the time you got to the end of the story.

yea its amazing how your cock grows.. from 10 inches to 22 inches....a world record..

is your name Barack Obama??

With getting a true editor for your fantasy writing will prevent from getting the harsh and well deserved ridicule for the penis growth within this story!!

you really thank highly of yourself don't you . to go from 10 inches to 24 and to top it off , cumm for 10 minute's. boy are you dreaming?

Enjoyed the parody of over the top fap fics.

Brilliant satire! I don't know what's funnier: the story or the people who don't get the joke.

Excellent job.

but you seem to be placing more emphasis on the "terribly" part instead of just the "silly" part. Outside of the growing cock part, it's not that much different from a standard sibling story. The part about the cock is so heavy handed that instead of being satire (which usually needs to be done as if with a scalpel and not a sledgehammer) it’s just jarring and banal.

Is she the captain of the football team AND captain of the cheerleading squad at the SAME time? Does she cheer in her football uniform, or play in her cheerleading uniform? Does she have a SPECIAL uniform that lets her do both?

I agree with SwingerJoe, the people who don't get it are funnier than your story.

I knew something was up when she was captain of everything short of the roller derby team and his dick gained a couple of inches each sentence. I haven't laughed at a story like this for a while.

Great job

really, really funny especially the birth control part lol. cudos and 5 stars... for using every cliché in the book

Great job, don't listen to these anonys with an IQ of 23.

Five (5) stars.

Terrible, certainly not. Very funny and very, very sexy. 5 stars, fave story. Keep writing, I will keep reading. Thanks for writing.

max052

Yeah, I get it. Trying to hit all the tropes and twisting them to ridiculous proportions. In my opinion though, your usual writing talent does NOT translate well into this genre. Instead it comes off just as crude.

And one more opinion - if you're really set on trying comedy, please make it more obvious by using the appropriate category (no, the story name is not enough). Otherwise it's no wonder people feel cheated and rate it as a bad story. Because by this category's standards, that's what it is.

Tell me is it 10", 12" or 14" cock? I have read a quite a few of your stories, and have enjoyed many of them, why can't you writers on here just have a normal sized dick?? No it isn't penis envy, it is just to unbelievable.

What a load of rubbish going from a normal size to 24 inches you sure it wasn't a horse as for the rest of it not a hope total rubbish.87Ac

Love the Airplane!-esque absurdity with the growing cock 10", 12", 14", 20", 22", and then 24" and the increasing amount of cum both siblings produce.

i think a horse was fucking ur sister not u with 24" cock

hanaha terrible

never do it again plz

I never laughed so hard in my life. The penis growing every time he mentioned the size. Her pussy juice covered the floor. To funny.. I hated it so much that I am not going to read the other chapters. Get real and write a decent story.

the title is Terribly Silly

I don't know how to react on this. I stopped reading the story after it reaches 14 inch. then just searched the word "inch" on the page to realize it goes only till 24 :(

If you wrote it as fun, then may be it you did a great job. But I am wont read rest of good story..

10" 12" 14" 16" 18" 20" 22" 24" i don't even want to know how big your dick is in the sixth one...

Come on! You start out unreasonable with 12", but to go to 24"? I'm pretty sure no one has a dick that big...

Wow. Can't say much but this is so silly. Terribly silly. It got my tears flowing from laughter though. Thanks for that.

The story was awesome. The comments? Do people read on this site? For realz, yo. The title says it all.

Please tell me you have more parodies in the works.

This is obviously written by a premature ejaculating moron with a 1 inch dick... Lmfao!!!

Excellent. So many nails hit squarely on the head. I am amazed and saddened at the number of comments from people who don't get it! You have to be good to write tosh like this. Keep up your great work.

There should be a category for immature fantasy sick stories.

I laughed so hard! Thanks for the story and keep up the good work!

Every time. you mention the size of the dick it gets two inches longer.

I thought that by the end of the chapter he would developed a hard on!!!

She being virgin could hardly be expected to master the initial ten inches much

Less the twenty four it had reached at their initial muck.

73

to much sixteen, twenty, and twenty-four inch penis. Really detracts from the story. of penis size

'My sister is the hottest girl' pissed me off. When she was the captain of all the sports teams, I kind of rolled my eyes. When he pulled out his 12" cock I knew you had to be one of those guys who has no idea what he's talking about. When it grew 2" in 5 paragraphs I thought you were careless.

So now tell me, am I really stupid to take that long to understand? I don't feel too bad, since it seems some never caught on. This is so over the top in every area you've covered that you deserve some kind of award. I'm not sure what, but surely there's something.

Was this story realy writen by xarth? It dose not fit his wriying style, seams more likely it was writen by a horny 12 year old.

If you are not going to do it right please don't waste my time the growing pecker just pisses me of by ruining the story.I don't guess there is any need to bother with the rest.

Then his sixty foot long pecker crawled across the alley up the stairs and fucked the neighbors cat then went on got grandma, pulled out went off and blew her head smooth off.bla bla bla -bla bla bla.

12" cock? Fucked at least a dozen times during the night? WTF is this superman? This was written as a joke, right? Comedy, maybe?

Telescoping cock and expanding pussy, both of which are perfectly normal, come together to form the outlandish, over-the-top sex in this story (satire?) Good job!

I figured I would finally comment on this story and say thank you, Xarth. Even if there are obviously many people who can't stand/notice satire, I, for one, greatly enjoyed it. It is a great example of why I come back to your stories after I read some of the more depressing stories on the site.

Xarth's mother must have forgotten to reapply the home computers parental control. Personally, with this kind of trash...time for him to pack it all in.

Wow the expandable cock don't every man wish his cock grew a good amount every time he had sex I mean it started out ten inches then was at twenty two by the end

I've read all your stories and they were great....till this. I assume it's a spoof of other stories....or something.

So unlike your other work. Didn't even read it all, though after the first paragraph it seemed to have such potential. Very disappointed .

Author must have changed fuckin medication. total crap.

This story is good and I gave it a 5

Made me laugh so hard !! Great satire

It's not only the "endlessly growing ck" that makes it (as a lit. member put it)

- it's also the 'Comments section'. The ecstatic 90% who were over the moon abt. it versus the outraged minority.

In you next story at least make it believable.

This is more humor than hot. This is an excellent example of silliness.

I should have realized what you were up to with the Title! Really OVER THE TOP BS!

If it were any other less talented author i would be ranting. OK, lets see what other kind of BS we can proliferate?

...when you went from a 10 inch to a 12 inch dick in 3 paragraphs.

going from 12 - 14 - 16 - 18 and then 24 inches in the space of 1 day and being able to shove that into a virgin is not only bad writing but also pathetic in terms of believability, come on try harder

The story is great a five star rating for satire,parody and comedy. A great number of the reviewers of this story deserve a 0 for intelligence. They actually thought it was a serious story. They should have stopped reading if they could not understand the meaning of the tile and could not get a good chuckle while reading the first chapter.

It has been said already, but dude you seriously made that a completely shit story with your 10,12,14,18,20inch dick crap. Didn't even read past the blow job.

I come to Lit for sexy stories that tweak my libido, not for broad comedy. I've enjoyed Xarth's other stories, but, parody or not, this one was just too ludicrous for words. I stopped reading after the first few paragraphs.

.... some adults just cannot see humour in a story, even when it hits them between the eyes ?

To criticise the lengthening from 12 to 24 inches when it is so obviously an attempt at humour, as is the fact that he was cumming for nearly ten minutes, not to mention the lake of their juices afterwards. I just found it all very amusing and for me it just added to the enjoyment of the story.

I guess it just proves the old saying that you can't please all of the people all of the time !

I get that it's satire, I'm surprised others didn't pick up on it.

That said, I don't come to this site for satire. I come here for hot, weird and weirdly hot stories. Some of those stories are written great, others not so much.

You obviously have a big catalogue of stories, I'll check them out but I won't be reading this any further.

Me too...came for 5 mins, then for 10 mins? Satire is one thing...silly shit is another!

Ya know the title of the story kinda explains the ludicrous measurements. They are terribly outlandish and silly, hence the title 'terribly silly' incest. I don't intend or want to sound mean but the title of the story says it all.

WTF? From 10 to 20 inches cock. The author must have missed his medications, the pinky fuck wit with a egg head.

i won't have a problem with this story I feel it was just a joke. His dick increasing 2 inches every paragraph, his cum covering her tits from several feet away. The dialogue sounding like it was written by the guy which writes the lines for cheesy sex scenes, the "placebo birth control", it all just screams parody. But I have seen some crappy works on this site so I can't take tell.

10 inches to 2 feet. Xarth is amazing at writing these, but why you gotta troll me like that lmao.

Considering the title, I realize you're probably making fun of all the bad incest stories out there that do exactly what you did here but your grammar and spelling isn't bad enough to properly make fun of them lol. The increasing dick size is hilarious to me cause I've personally seen waaay too many people that do that, not just with dick size either, any number they can't be bothered to confirm is the correct number that they just wrote literally 2 paragraphs ago.

lol - brilliant

even though it's obviously a joke, some people still don't get it. Jeez.

Anyways, hilarious work

His Cock grows by 2 inches every time . Started at 12 inches was over 2 feet by the End of chapter 1 next it will be 3 feet .

Much too much of a departure from the normal great story telling by this author. Not mentioning cock size at all is much more enjoyable. Finally getting to two feet long was simply ridiculous. What freaks How could any normal person handle that long and circumference of a penis. Hard to have enough blood supply to even get an erection much less having a female that could handle that much either in her pussy or down her throat. How did she breathe for the over five minutes. Crazy stupid to even suggest as a joke. Please get back to your more normal characters.

Between this story and the Saga of Littown, I'm convinced that you're not only the best author on this site, but also the funniest. I am, however, slightly confused by the people who don't notice that a story about a guy who's dick starts out 12 inches long and grows every time it's mentioned is a gag, but hey. Only two things are infinite, right?

This is a masterpiece. Never thought I'd see a comedy Porn story written this well.

Seems like everything you write is fantastic.

Come on it's a good story you made but seriously what the fuck is wrong with this dick..... It increases 2 inches every time you mention it. Be realistic and put a 10 or 12 inch dick and keep the size same

dude gag or not NOBODY naturally has that big a dick, or can cum for a solid 5 min.

as a situational and communicational part of the story its surprisingly good, but the rest... sorry, but i couldnt even start with this BS. 2/5

You started with 10 inches of cock and went to 2 feet??? Did you even noticed? How about keeping it realistic.

The reason the size of his cock keeps changing is because the story is literally called "Terribly Silly Incest" you fucking mouth breathers.

Fantastic as ever, Xarth, even your comedy stuff is great.

the title does not do it justice. move on.

Loved it Xarth!

One Question...why stop at 24"? I really was hoping that it would make it to the WHOLE YARD. Yep 36" and I was hoping her Breasts would increase too, you know her getting pumped up? But it was good clean filthy horny fun. Keep up the good (fun) works

A dedicated fan. (Mine is 2 1/2" [two & a half inches]) but it keeps me happy. ; ) I wish mine would grow like dat!

The Best Humor I have ever read on this site.

I was waiting for a 36" cock but he fell to sleep.

Laughing so hard, my stomach is sore.

1 of the best and funniest....

kenoman