All Comments on 'The Demolition Man'

I guess that was supposed to be funny. It wasn't. Something a fourth grader would think up.

Okay that ending with the Elvis, I'm just glad I wasn't drinking anything.

Oh you brilliant human being, not only was this a great read it was hilarious. I look forward to more like this.

Loved it all. A true classic

I have to admit - that was fun!

Wonderful! I'm going to be laughing for quite a while over this one. Where is my nephew? "in me." ROFLMAO!

It was great! A really fun run! Thank you!

First, not really clear what was happening. The story was all over the place. And was silly.

2 stars

Thanks for the read.

Best revenge story I've ever read. Funny as hell. Keep it up.

Cute story. Thanks for posting.

a friend like John.

I was reading this at 2AM and had to control the laughter so I didn't wake my wife in the next room. The lead in to the shinanagins was perfect. I half expected something to blow up i.e. the box of Jenn's Stuff but that might've been a bit over the top. Great job, I"ll have to read more of your stories. 5

Laughed my ass off. Well done.

Absolutely hilarious, but the narration seemed a bit hurried. A little insertion of details would really have put this story into the Hall of Fame.

Do keep writing. I'm sure the stories will get much, much better.

Best wishes.

but the best I could do is TWO**

Hail to the King baby! Laughing my ass off.

. . . a really futile and stupid gesture on somebody’s part.” — John Blutarsky

And while I was reading it, In my mind I heard John's words in Stallone's voice. Had me laughing my ass off even more.

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it :)

Thank you. I haven't laughed like that in years. Very inventive I don't care what they say to help with very good 5 and 1/2 Stars if I could give it.

Well look at that: a Loving Wives MC who actually have a best friend... who actually have his back.

This is rarer than an unicorn, around here!

Fun read, although it was, in some instances, hard to follow.

Still... thanks for the share, author.

“Hail to the King, baby.”

Everybody needs that kind of friend. Liked the pregnancy stick in the box. They would think she aborted their grandchild. He needs to help more of his friends so we get to read about it.

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So after all of that is Jenna still with Tim?

So sue me. I laughed all the way through! Pure Keystone Kops. Thanks

I was waiting for her house or tim’s to get blown to hell. Funny stuff embarrassing her but tim got off easy. He needed his dick cut off.

BTW, I hope the Demolition Man is a recurring character for you. You’ve got a goldmine of possibilities in him!

Great read, so much fun, I seldom do this, but FIVE Stars *****

I have tears in my eyes from laughing!! Thank you for a wonderfully chaotic mix of the genra’s tropes.

Absurd.

It was clear that this story was supposed to be a wild and silly frolic and it was great. If nonstop craziness isn't your thing it won't appeal to you but if you can buckle yourself in to laugh at things like "Elfivs", you won't stop chuckling during the whole story.

To anon about five hours ago, it’s called humour and was supposed to be silly, though having to explain that kinda defeats the object.

Great fun, loved it.

Forget that other anonymous comment, jackass doesn’t know brilliance when it sees it. Laughed so hard I was crying.

Three hoots, two hollers, and a big yeehaw

yehudi

Ha! I'd say we all need a John in our lives, but that'd just sound weird. Petty as fuck, but all the more satisfactory for it.

Great light hearted story that made me belly laugh.

I'm still laughing. 5*

Very nice. Some good additions to an old trope. And love Elfvis

I'm sorry there are just five stars to give. I would give six!

“Funny “ *4* Thanks for writing !

Awesome.... I too was glad I wasn't drinking...my asked if I was ok as snorted, choked chuckled! Good tale!

A fun tale.

The plot was a bit lacking,

but the read was highly enjoyable.

Thanks!

4 out of 5 from me.

Another thought why is it Anonymous is always the turd in the pool that has nothing good to say???

Would love to see more tales about John. Both before the Army and during as well as after. I don't think he is an idiot just someone living life on their own terms.

Couldn’t stop laughing! Gold......just gold!

What a great way to start the day! Funny tale, and no physical hurt to the offending parties. Thanks

Hate stories with no real idea how military works

What a fun ride!

I’m pretty sure it was supposed to be silly.

Good fun story. Favorite part was Elfvis.

Fucking dead!

Thanks for the laugh. 5*

Very entertaining! 5 big grinning stars

Ok, actually it’s Fucking Hilarious! 5* for the 5* revenge!

Funny! Five stars

One of the funniest entries on this site for sure. Thanks for the laughs and tears.

5/5

But to be honest, it still amazes me to think that there are sad little men out there that come to an erotic story site and get off on these revenge stories.

Gave you five stars. Enjoyed the story except for the last couple paragraphs. He was seeing Kara for a year. Did that start before he found out his wife was cheating? if so makes him an ass...

God read.

Elfvis? Really? Hysterical. Five stars.

The only things missing were a monkey...and a football. Very nice twist with this story.

Laughed my tail off....Thanks!

Great Story and fantastic read. Reminded me of my best friend and his cousin John. You Play- You Pay! All's fair when dealing with cheating wives.

Keep up the great work.

This was a scream! thanks!

Well my life anyway. Minus the explosives, and definitely pre-internet, events happened very much like this to a friend of mine and I. Cheating wife... check. Unaware friend.... check. Less than sane friend.... check. Excessive, silly, bordering on illegal revenge..... check. Different events, but you certainly captured the essence.

There are not many Literotica authors who can make me chuckle after a BTB type story. This 5* author did. Thank you.

Umm.... This was high stupidity....

And fun too!

When I read this and ended up with aching stomach muscles I dawned on me that I've been missing something for a few months now: Laughter. Mine.

So thank you for breaking the logjam. This story is funnier than hell :)

This story made me laugh harder than I have for several years. Mr. Aesop, you have a very sick mind, gifted some might say.

Dildo with hairy balls?? That was hysterical! What a great idea to add a few little things to her possessions. Laughed my butt off.

Fun story, over the top a little sure but a fun read nevertheless.

I gave it a 5!!!

Not a sad drama but a humorous rip! A 5* because I kept laughing to myself.

I'm left wondering why this story reminded me of the Doors' "Strange Days" album cover.

I was crying I was laughing so fucking hard. Well done!

This was revenge thru comedy, most BTB are just feel good revenge, but this was so funny that it didn't remind the reader of the hurt of a cheating spouse just some fun retribution to the pair cheaters. Thanks.

Hail to the king baby!!

With all the shit going on now days, this read was well worth it.

This should be in the comedy section.

This was hilarious!! Everyone needs a good friend like John. LMFAO!!

My first time reading, won't be my last. Sometimes you need a little warped humor and friends! Thank you for the story.

It's been a long time since I read anything this fucking funny! KUDOS!!

It started out like a typical "best friend screwed my wife" story, but then it became something so much more! What a great character and a terrific story! I laughed so hard I had to tell my wife about it and then she laughed just as hard. Thank you for sharing that.

Fun stuff! Thanks!

Fun romp - 4*

Great humor, and creativity.

Miniature Elvis was a nice touch.

Well done.

I love a man or his friends that can turn a BTB into a laughing riot! Great imagination! Love this LW BTB!

ious

A ride or die brethren sometimes is all you need to face the vicissitudes of life.

LMAO

The dwarf Elvis was just the big finish that this great, fun story needed. One of the best I’ve read where the cheating whore and her lover pay without suffering physical damage. Outstanding!

Creative, well written, funny.

Fun little ride.

Really crazy friend ,dumb wife. BTB ending .burn the story .!

F’ing brilliant! A very entertaining read. I gave it 5* well written and hilarious.

Trust me on this one, there is no one as crazy as an EOD Tech plus they aren't required to account for the explosives they use as closely as the Engineers.

Creative Genius, spewed my beer with the 4ft Elvis impersonator

I had to laugh so hard my sides hurt. Brilliant!!!! How soon can we expect the next one?

everything else was just gravy

Still cleaning up the soda from desk when I read the Elvis section.. Loved this!

Wonderful fun read. I wish there were more talented fun writers.

Hilarious! Fucking hilarious! Can you tell I like it?

but it should have been in the Humor category. Is there a Humor category?

So Jenna married a distant clueless dumb shit who couldn't tell his wife was a soulless selfish whore, even before he married her. So she moved on to someone who hopefully will be intelligent and stern enough to convince her that if she fucks around again someone is going to prison, because someone else is going into a wheel chair, and it might be her.

Oh dear, Violence!! Yeah, it works. When principle fails, when conscience fails, when morals fail, knowing you might be punished if you get caught prevents many forms of bad behavior. If your spouse wants a no-consequence cheating clause you might want to reconsider who you are marrying. Just a thought.

Thanks for the effort.

in spinning reasons for divorces and breakups. TK U MLJ LV NV

Priceless, this will become a Lit Classic, I bet.

5*

Thanks for sharing!