by ZenZerker
Yeah, this was pretty much perfect. There needs to be much, much more of this.
Amoral sorceress marries a paladin...her loser boyfriend....hate sex....hilarious. Keep em coming!
Dude it is an awesome story so far and really funny. This could be made into an actual Show.
Author's note: " ... Don't expect epic tones or anything even vaguely resembling seriousness and you won't be disappointed when you don't find them! ..."
Like Harry Potter, you got a ton of things completely wrong about wizards. DX First of all there is no such thing as a "wizardess" That's not a word. Witch, Warlock, and Wizard are all non-gender specific terms. Meaning both males and females can be any one of those. But what we have here in this story is really just 2 warlocks. Witches, warlocks, and wizards are very different things and a wizard's magic is very different from that of a warlock. Witches and warlocks skills are based in religion. (wicca) Of course witches only use their magic for good as they believe in karma. What ever actions you do come back 3 fold. Warlocks use their magic for evil things, mostly just for them self and don't believe in karma they think it's all just rubbish. And a wizard's magic is based purely on science. So wizards DO NOT say any "magic words" or "chants" when casting spells, that is just laughable and makes no sense. LOL XD And wizards don't use curses, summon demons, or would be reading the same kind of books as a warlock or even hanging out with a warlock. So yeah, this story just has too many inaccuracies for me to like. DX I did like how Jadrik summoned a succubus to work in his brothel. That is totally a warlock thing to do. XD But Shayla being a "wizardess" really throws a wrench into things that tells you the writer just knows nothing about wizards. XD Like you got the warlock thing right, but the wizard thing so very wrong. :(
You are a dick:)
This is a work of fiction:)
Who made you the fiction police? Just because your make believe doesn't fit this make believe does not mean your make believe is better!
I know because my imaginary friend (GOD) is bigger than your imaginary friend (god) - so there you pretentious little twerp:(
@ The Auther - Thanks, funny, well written start to what promises to be a wonderful waste of time - reading a story, relaxing and enjoying lifes (very short) tapestry. Well done and thanks again
The plot was great and it was really funny. I found quite a few run-on sentences throughout the story. Some long paragraphs were just one sentence. Other than that, I think that the story was great
You're an idiot. There's no such thing as accurate magical classifications because magic isn't real. It doesn't exist. And there has never been one depiction of magic. Every civilization in history has had it's own ideas about magic.
I gave it a 5 just because of the characters. Thanks for your time and imagination.
Great character development. I could feel the passion between Jad and Shayla, and that last part, when Jad said, "What the fuuuuuck!" had me fist pumping in favor of his argument. Oh, but Shayla gave it back to him. LOVED it. About to read part 2. Looks like I'm reading for dinner tonight.