by Harddaysknight
Excellent use of the cheating double standard! Roger had no problem with cheating but he could not stand the idea of his wife cheating on him. Bridget turned out to be the dense one representing all those women who expect the married man to leave his wife for them just because they start fucking that man.__________________________________
At first I thought you were just going to have two cheating (i.e., typically JPB style)couples but you pleasantly realigned the couples. I do feel sorry for Bridget because I am sure that she will be able to ensnare another Chuck. Thanks for an excellent story!______________________________________
SleeplessinMD
Ya telegraphed it but it was still good. A sweet ending. Thanks for sharing.
I love the way your mind works. You always bring a smile to my heart. And I'd also call the myth totally implausable and busted. Remember, you folks at home should never try this, HDK is a proffessional. Thanx
You, sir, have such a twisted mind, and I just love it!
Still giggling in Texas
as usual. HDK seldom fails to deliver. We all, I'm sure, feel happy for Janice and Chuck. His ex-wife? screw her, lol.
I naively assumed it would just be a matter of the husbands changing houses. The ending sneaked up on me as a pleasant surprise.
Well done - it's the details and great dialog that make hdk's stories so great.
Regards, Jack
You managed to twist the obvious twist at the end. Like other before me here, I feel a tad sad for Bridget. But I was feeling sad for her in the first place. It wouldn't have taken her long to realize she had given up a queens life for that of a servant.
Doug
wife, well darling the nearest old age home is down the street. Go look for a guy about 70 or so, you will be hot enough for him and he wont be to worried about you fucking around. A very good story! Enjoyed it although I find it hard to image the two walking into the house expecting the spouses to be cheating and not having a plan. In all things, timing is essential. Why would a cheating slut ever expect the other cheating partner to marry them. Actually in real life I have never seen it happen, yes they may live together a bit until the luster is gone but marry? Never. Cheating sluts are fund to toy with but no man wants one for a wife.
Loved the twist at the end. Great story, HDK!
HDK always pens stories one is the richer for having read and this one is no exception. Readers always get to know the characters in HDK's stories--we can see them in our mind as the story unfolds. Then there's that hook. He always drags us into the story and then sets the hook hard before reeling us in. LOL Keep 'em coming HDK.
Humor and sex and the good guy (and gal) win! HDK you have given us another delightful story. The only thing is that everytime you do such a wonderful job, I crave more. MORE!
Patti
to make the wife so many magnitudes more stupid than the guy. I don't know when men have these little 5th grade needs to write stories about harems and utterly stupid women like this. it is not surprising that most men thought it's a terrific story: you gave it to her, brother! I mean, come on, it's juvenile! it's not only Bridget who is stupid: the little pregnant girl walking onto stage, to announce her trophe status "I'll make sure whoever Roger hires for secretary is over the child bearing age" exudes braindead imbecility.... But, oh, I'm sure Roger's crying big tears, now that he's been snared by a dragon woman whose gonna watch his every move,,, yeah, right....
You covered all the bases for a good story from my pov. Humor, sex and the good people coming out ahead. Thanks again for writing. <p><p>
PS - you've got some of the best authors on the site commenting on your stories so I guess you have both critical (the other great authors who like your stories) and popular (average readers like me) acclaim. Keep up the great work.
You did 'good', HDK
I loved the ending...
Not drawn out, but to the point.
I thought you'd have a twist at the end, but didn't realise what it was until Mr Cocky was there in a suit...
you came up with another winner. I really love your sense of humor and the twist at the end was a real 'gotcha!'. Way to go! It's stories like this one that makes you one of the best writers on any of the story sites. Thanks once again for making my day HDK!
you devil! Roger is such a stereotypical 'player'. doesnt mind tapping them sluts, but would settle for a girl he can trusts. guys do age gracefully. most women just.....age.
<p>I loved it. It had me laughing my butt off at the ending. I kinda thought it was something close to what it was, but I was off with who it was.</p>
<p>Thanks for writing it!</p>
-Risq
HDK, you sure know how to throw a zinger in there at the end! Loved it, although, I confess toward the very end there, when Janice was saying she was not making an statements about the future relationships of the 2 couples, I sorta got an inkling of what was to come. Great ending anyway. Keep these kinds of stories coming.
Any story that makes me laugh out loud is more than worth the price of admission. What a treat it is to read an HDK offering. The twist at the end was nicely done but what really made the end for me was Roger's rejection of Bridgit and his nice comment about Chuck. It showed that Roger wasn't completely hopeless. Thanks for the story.
HDK, you've done it again. A great story and I know there'll be a hook in a story coming from you. I tried to guess the ending but as usual I never expected this one. Well done. Thank You. Ronnie W.
Between you and LYG it is oftentimes pleasant to come here for the stories and humor so well written.<P>
You wrap the consequence in different layers to obscure the trail from most and a good part of the enjoyment is that justice and fairness will reign before the end.<P>
You set the bar and the expectations HDK while most others are still learning - which is both good and good - for them and us.<P>
With Very High Regard
Only a truly warpped mind could throw out a twist like that! I stand in awe! HDK you got us all again and I thank you for it. After reading the other comments I won't try to add to some of my favorite authors.
Ok hard of the night, how can this site exist if a story exposes that normal people without massive tits and horse cocks who are just white are great lays compared to the webcam types.
You should be ashamed of yourself as it will be the end of all the queer, stroke, wimp and delusion stories and Lit will fail.
Way to go man for actually writing the truth! Would have rated you a 100000 if they had it.
A piss-poor story that will get undeserved, and dishonest, high marks because of who wrote it. Trash is trash no matter the writer.
is a person who has no sense of humor. This was a great story, I enjoyed enormously.
The story has no complexity, subtlety, or sophistication. Now, if it were put under "Humor and Satire," I guess it'd be okay. When decent authors, even in Lit., started unabashedly, overglowingly, idiotically praising each other's work --- without more careful or critical reading --- it is unfortunate.<p>
While I will avoid TLee's wording, this story has little or no merit of any kind; it is at best a tired, cliched, surreal Perry Mason-type story in which the closing scene showed, in black and white, who the smart person is; who the dumb bitch is; who is the lucky and "real" trophe wife and how giddy she is; et.; ad nauseam.<p>
Humor me, if you want; but humorous, it ain't.
Obviously, it's an open story, there are no secrets about what is going on.. And only the one secret about what will occur later.. Bridget got something like she deserved but Roger definitely should recieve some punishment for his multiple adultery.. A shotgun blast to the ass from another cuckold?? A complete asskicking from same?? Something!! Chuck and Janice should be comparatively happy for the rest of their lives.
It caught me by surprise. Just a fun short story. Thanks for writing a breath of fresh air onto this site. Phil
Very black humour. Someone in the end lose out big time - Bridget, and for a moment there I felt a teensy weensy bit sorry for her - well, it was only for a moment. Too bad Roger didn't get his comeuppance as well and got away scot free and on top of that gotten himself a brand new wife too. Gee! I was hoping that baby wasn't his but a bastard. Lol. That would really bring the story to a really nice ending. Alls well that ends well.
I absolutely loved what you did with this scenario!!!!!!!!! Thank you for so much fun with this material.<p>With great respect<p>PT
Credibility aside (a successful wife wishes to turn into a trophy wife?) It was not difficult to suspend disbelief here and there and be lured again by your brand of dry / tongue in chick humor (We certainly don't want to confuse the issue or have jealousy ruin a perfectly good divorce."). Overall it was a fun read. <P>
Why do I feel that I recognize Anon’s ‘handwriting’ (comment titled: “that’s silly”)? My only counter is that you are in a bad place, either as a writer or as a reader, if you need the directive that this is a “humorous story”. I am not crazy about gender casting, but if we can’t vent in comedies satires and parodies -even our own prejudices where could we do it? The same can’t be said about dead serious 40 year old quotes about “women” who are persecuted by “men” every where etc.
I enjoy all of HDK's stories but I don't remember having so much fun with them as with this one! Thanks HDK. As always, I'm already looking forward to the next one!
"Half a loaf is better than no bread" ;-)
**************Thank you very much for this entertaining story.
Just another priceless jewel of poetic justice. Would enjoy a short epilogue...
Obviously you think wimps like this sucker are winners???
This story is pure crap and so is the spineless hubby
Yes, I liked it, and I like saying that "Crap Story" poster does not have a CLUE.
only works well to a certain point and then it starts to look sophmorish and then down right stupid and not funny.
it was really good, where the spouses cheated on got the freedom, one gave 1/2 of their asstes to janice and the other went down a path of self deception. she was already for an end of her creation, with it all being a vision she alone had for the future. beautiful does not automatically equate to smart. she'll cheat on one, and another and so on.
the compliment to the husband was a nice touch to rub it in. a fun read.
You could turn a funeral into a fun and delightful read. Wait.. I think you've already done that. I don't know where you come up with this stuff but I wish there were more like you. You are a riot. I don't mean to nit pick (I do really) but in the beginning you have Roger and Bridgette using Roger's and Janice's bedroom and then you have Janice take Chuck's hand and lead him into her bedroom. Sounds like it got a little crowded in there with all four fornicating at the same time:) Logistics are a Bitch, aren't they? Great Story! HDK you are the best and that's saying a lot considering some of the authors on this site. Thank you
With
"I don't think you understand Roger very well, Bridget,"
I can't make any promises about any future relationships after our divorce."
Roger is/was one of the bad guys. Roger got the cake and ate it to.
I would have liked to seen something bad happen to Roger.
How could Janice take Chuck to "her" bedroom when they are in "his" house? Remember, they found Chuck's wife and Janice's husband fucking in "her" house.
"unsnapped her brassier"?
"Bridget is 'a' snobby bitch"
"He told me that he since he had"
But it was a fun read. My favorite line in the whole story follows:
"We certainly don't want to confuse the issue or have jealousy ruin a perfectly good divorce."
Now you just have to love a line like that!!!
A cheating wife gets screwed
Film at 11.
I HATE CHEATING WIVES
CHEATING HUSBANDS TOO
DON'T CHEAT
LOL -
Nice ending and an interesting approach to the initial problem. It requires a level of tolerance and self control I am not sure most men have - and still have any pride but it read well.
Still hilarious to me... Stupid slut got exactly what she deserved... Ha!
wish Janice should have set the score straight to roger about the chuck's dick size....
what kind of retard chooses that as a nickname?
funny story HDK, too bad the 'dangers' of this world drove you away from LW
Very Good Storyline, BUT it feels incomplete…
Seems to need some final polish for the protagonist
TOMORROW is just like us in that is all we really know, we have lived the past, TK U MLJ LV NV
However his latest submissions are in the novella catagory
Take that, bitch!
Not very believable though. No way in hell a guy wouldn't notice that his wife is a spiteful, hateful cunt over the course of 20 years. No one is that blind! There is no way she could hide THAT kind of contempt for that long.
I disagree with the line "It takes a lot of time and effort to be incredibly beautiful". No, it doesn't. Beauty is effortless. If it takes time and effort, then it's not beauty, it's camouflage. A truly beautiful woman can go without make-up, without brushing her hair, and dress down, and STILL turn heads! If it takes an hour of applying make-up and picking the perfect outfit, then it's just a lie. It's a distraction and diversion, in order to decieve. True beauty doesn't require a trowel and a wheelbarrow full of fake shit, true beauty just IS, under any circumstances.
On the one hand I'm glad that Bridget got what she deserved, just wish that Roger could somehow get the shaft, too!
A BTB story with a huge amount of funny. I am sure that considering Roger's basic nature he won't stay married very long.
What is they say "the best laid plans of mice and men oft galn aglay" or something like that. Bridget is now the winner of the Darwin Award for stupid..
Damn, I really hate this under sized keyboard!
Bridget takes it in her panties and Chuck and Janice are happy together. Even the bastard Roger seems happy with his pregnant chickie. Too bad Roger didn't get some more pain but one can't have everything. I wonder how fast Bridget loses the house? No one will want and old whore like her. Good story. I'm still laughing at the outcome.
“she grabbed my hand and pulled me into her bedroom.” – I thought Bridget and Roger were in Janice’s bedroom?
All that in front of her grinning EX husband. Now THAT is absolute JUSTICE. Her Ex should have a black wreath with broken wedding bells in it sent to what is now "her" house along with the sound track to Andy William's "Where's this Place Called Lonely Street?" and a note that says, "You've heard me say that Life has a way of making right a wrong that's been done. From the shocked look that I saw on your face, today, I think that you and I were witness to one of those moments. For what led up to that moment, remember me and thank you for opening my eyes to what I was missing. Janice and I gratefully wish you everything you deserve."
Why is Bridget the only one to lose ?
I know it's only a story but Roger should have a share of pain too.
Money can always by sex, and money, unfortunately makes the world go round, not love. Women like Briget can always be bought. Roger is smarter than he's depicted in the story until the end.
You know, I guess Bridget didn't count on Roger's ego. In the end Roger got who he wanted, himself. Janice and Chuck are doing the happily ever after bit, and Bridget gets, well, Bridget gets.........nothing. Oh well.
""Shit, Bridget. I wouldn't marry a slut like you. Hell, you cheated on Chuck, and he's one of the best men I've ever known. If you cheated on him, it would only be a matter of time before you wiggled your ass for some other guy. I'd have to be a fucking idiot to marry a woman that cheats on her husband."" - This is exactly the way cheaters think!
It was easy to see Janice and Chuck getting together. But it was also easy to see that Bridget was going to be left to herself. Maybe she should have appreciated what she had had with Chuck. And Roger knocking up another woman...yeah, predictable as well. Don't get me wrong, the story is finely written. It is just that the entire ending was predictable. Good story. 4 stars.
With a telegraphed ending!
Another fun romp with HDK at the helm!
Today has the time for memories. TK U MLJ LV NV
Not sure why you rewarded that putz. He was worse than the cheating wife
I almost feel sorry for Bridget! Actually, she deserved to be stuck with Roger.
Needed a bit more.How Bridget reacted and did Chuck and Janice marry?.
Though from the size of it she might not have been so little.
Did Chuck ever revert to mercy fucks for Bridget? Poor thing. I'm sure Janice, empathetic person that she is, would be OK with it. (Ha!)
I am fucking disgusted at how cuck this story is. Written by a fucking simp cuck of an author, I shouldn't be surprised.
1*. Goes without saying.
That's what matters most. I wouldn't recommed it, but it was a happy ending for the good guys.
What happened to Bridget?.Her reaction at Rogers remark,would have been worth another page.
That covers this; "If she cheats with you, she'll cheat on you." Maybe not always but it's covered here. HDK, it seems with some folks if you don't go all nuclear it's a shitty story, sometimes, but I'm content with two folks coming out happily ahead here. Signed: BTW
Perfect!
I can just imagine the next step in Bridget's life. Lonely. Then a bunch of lovers, then STDs. Maybe a quick marriage? Or else she'll take up with other married guys. "Important" guys hoping to get them to dump their wives and marry her.
Are completely screwed up, Bridget is alone and Roger got roped with a controling, manipulative bitch HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I'd forgotten how good this story is. It's understated tone all the way through makes the over-the-top attitude of the villains of the piece, so much funnier.
I salute you, sir. Thank you.
A new one to enjoy, and a great humorous "take that you bitch" story. Poor Bridget.
Outstanding! Delicious! Fun! Really well written with nice tight plot with clear character development and exceptionally good grammar. While not your newest, sir, my appreciation cannot be overstated.
Keep 'em comin'.
Usually I love our stories but this one was just a tad too pat, and the ending could be seen coming a mile away.
The whole swap part was handled well, if painted in broad strokes. But after that, it started stretching credibility a bit. Why Roger balked at divorce initially, then seems to be in a hurry to get it done soon after is never really explained. It just seems like a plot point solely to mislead Bridget so she can take a pie to the face at the end.
roger doesnt deserve a happy ending, so I'll just hope his naturally stupid arrogant self will fuck himself into another divorce right quick. Meanwhile I expect bridget will date a while, start a few relationships and after those peter out will end up lonely and alone, as is proper.