Quit trying to make yourself out to be some martyr. You're not. You're just a bad writer with no creativity and a complete lack of the will to improve.
I am Samuelx. I am Black. I am Male. I was born in Cap-Haitien, Northern Haiti, and raised in Brockton, Massachusetts. I now live in Canada. I am the one and only Haitian Trickster, and quite simply live only by my own rules. I...