by Samuelx
Oh, I very much enjoyed this. I am still giggling. Btw, it seemed to me you have some issues with the tenses every time you mention the necessity of the excorcism. Example: "The ritual must be performed. Not for my pleasure but because it is my duty as a religious man to combat the forces of evil." This is what you would have written if your story was in present tense. Since your story is in past tense, I would recommend this: "The ritual had to be performed. Not for my pleasure but because it was my duty as a religious man to combat the forces of evil." Of course the 'is' to 'was' is debatable since the character could still be a religious man in the present, and would still consider it his duty in the present. I'd still go for 'was my duty' because that particular anal excorcism was in the past. Well, my tense nagging aside. Loved this story so much, and was so entertained. I was hardly even bothered by the "five-foot-nine". (Numbers as description, eew). Nuff said. Good job.
if only his I Q matched his output. Every so often I read this author thinking that the story cant be as poor as the premise sounds. Wrong again. UK Cynic.
I can't lie, usually your stories suck...well, ass, pardon the pun, but this one was funny as hell. Anal exorcism, nothing like a butt reaming to have you screaming "Oh my God" And with lines like "So I punched the demon in her mouth, fina;;y the bitch shut the fuck up"....just classic! LOL