by WilliamShakespear
A new name for the author is required as doesn't measure up to the namesake used by a great measure. The title gives reason enough as "bum" is used basically by just on the rock not the world to which "ass" is more common and accepted.
I am enjoying the idea behind this story. Too often we can see a person that we fancy and drool over and always know that an actual meeting will never happen. So yes continue with your story line. Well done