by TxRad
You sir have a very warped sense of humor! I like that in an author. Good story and thanks for the laughs.
Now that was a fun read. Those two could become a really wicked series.
What goes "pitter patter, pitter patter, phff!, pfff!, phph! puff!"?
Cat on a hot tin roof.
What goes "pitter patter, pitter patter, me-OW!"
Pussy on a broomstick.
I agree with the "warped sense of humor" but it was a funny "take" on a lot of "teils" that we've all read