Lurch and the How to Women Project

Lurch looked stunned. "Right here? Out in the open?"

"There is no one around for miles," Gina said. "There is no one to see us."

"But what about the satellites, my dad said there were satellites that would film..."

Gina stood up and cut him short. "There are not any satellites that care anything at all about us, your dad was lying again. Get undressed."

Lurch was taken by Gina's stern tone, and like a kid he obeyed, first taking off his shirt and then slipping out of his shorts. Lurch in the nude was yet another surprise. He looked way, way better than one might have imagined. He was thin but muscular to the point of being chiseled, and almost completely hairless. He was pretty pale skinned, but he was truly a stud. His cock was laying soft on his thigh, but had the appearance of being a respectable size, and his balls, not surprisingly, were abnormally large.

There was a brief moment of silence as we took all that in, and Lurch was immediately defensive. "I look horrible don't I?" he said.

"No, no you don't," Gina said encouragingly, and went down and sat beside him. "You have a very nice body."

I nodded in agreement. "You look great Lurch, any woman would be lucky to be with you."

Gina had packed some fruit for the trip and she picked up a banana out of the bowl. She smiled at me, and then at Lurch, and then she declared that it was time to learn to jack off.

She took the banana in her hand and stroked it slowly, telling Lurch to mimic the motion on his cock. He started hesitatingly, and it was apparent that a lifetime of avoiding erections was going to be hard to immediately overcome. I had an erection just watching her stroke the banana, but he was still hanging soft. I was nervous he was going to panic.

"Sometimes it helps to think about something arousing," I said quickly. "Like, maybe think about what it was like making out with Gina last night."

Gina initially gave me a look, but then she went along. "Yes, that's a good idea, just keep stroking your cock like that and think about, um, making out."

I could see the wheels spinning in Lurch's head as he clumsily stroked his cock. I could almost see the moment when he locked in on the memory of making out on the couch, and then I saw his cock twitch just slightly, and then it slowly, cautiously began to stiffen. His stroking rhythm was pretty terrible, it was almost like he was just periodically pulling on his cock, and no matter how Gina tried to get him to mimic her stroking of the banana he couldn't seem to get it right.

That's when Gina made the decision to get more hands on. From her seated position beside him, she put her hand on his forearm and helped him to find a nice, slow stroking rhythm, which led to his cock to grow further still, and after a while it looked like he was getting pretty closed to being fully aroused. Gina was talking softly to him, giving him advice on his stroking. His grip was odd though, he couldn't seem to get the right angle to maximize contact, and he was squeezing too hard, and trying to tell him how to do it wasn't working. She glanced over at me, and I enthusiastically nodded my assent.

She slowly moved her hand down so it was over his, and helped him to work his hand into the right spot. She didn't actually have her hand on his cock, but from my position it definitely looked like it. Now that her hand was controlling his, she could fully control his grip and the motion, and almost immediately you could see the impact. Lurch's cock became fully erect, and it was apparent he was having some issues with his lifetime fear of having a hard on. He had a panicked look in his eyes, and it was painfully apparent that he was dramatically torn between a lifetime of beating on himself versus what had to be an epic moment of intense pleasure.

Gina was clearly aware, and as she directed his hand up and down on his cock she whispered to him assuredly. "It's ok Lurch, let it get hard, let it feel good," she cooed. "Does it feel good?"

Lurch nodded and seemed to relax, and his cock seemed to pulsate strongly under their two hands. As his cock grew, it became apparent that he was impressively well endowed.

Meanwhile, I sat across from the two of them in breathless awe. On the one hand, I was thrilled for Lurch, that he was getting to experience this wonderful pleasure for the first time in his life. On the other hand, I was incredibly aroused watching my wife's hand be such an integral part of the adventure.

The room was quiet except for the sounds of hands stroking flesh, the occasional sigh, and Gina's encouraging words. His cock had grown to the point where even his large hand was barely covering it, and I realized that my wife's hand was quite possibly coming in at least partial direct contact with his cock. Their hands moved together rhythmically, pumping down, hesitating, then pumping up, very gradually increasing in pace, and then I saw Lurch's jaw tighten, his eyes came wide open, and then there was an intense flurry of pumping and moaning and then his whole body seemed to seize up and Lurch's cock unleashed a torrent of white fluid all over his chest and stomach, as he watched in complete amazement.

"It's ok, that's what's supposed to happen," whispered Gina, her hand still perched above Lurch's hand. His head eased back on the chair and his whole body seemed to melt into a relaxed state, so relaxed that he didn't even notice Gina carefully cleaning his torso with a towel. He was silent for a long time, and I was fascinated by what must be going through his mind.

Finally, he cleared his throat and gathered his thoughts enough. "I don't think my dad was entirely accurate in his advice," he said.

I looked at Gina and she looked at me, and I could tell we were both unsure of how to respond, and there was a momentary silence before Lurch saved us.

"That was a joke," he said. And he laughed.

And we laughed, at the fact that it was funny, at the notion that Lurch had made a joke, and most of all because Lurch had, for the first time we had ever heard, actually laughed out loud.

In a flash, the mood was dramatically lightened, we all shared a few more jokes and laughs, all while Lurch sat there on the couch completely naked and my wife sat beside him. Eventually he reached down to get his shorts, and that's when my wife surprised me once again.

"Wait, I think you should stay naked for a while," she said. "I think it would be good for you to get used to being naked around a female, for when the time comes that it actually happens."

The idea of that hung in the air for a long, quiet moment. Lurch seemed to be pretty accepting of the idea, and he had kinda fallen into the habit of doing whatever Gina said. But he was looking at me for my opinion. For me, I was thinking, and visualizing, all kinds of scenarios involving a naked Lurch and my wife prancing around on the boat. And it was making me very, very aroused.

I pulled the bottle of tequila out and poured three big shots, and I immediately downed mine. "Well, what the hell, what if we all got naked?"

I meant for it to sound like more of a joke than a serious idea, but it hit harder than I planned. Lurch's eyes got big, and Gina's eyes got bigger. Her initial reaction was to look at me as if I had lost my mind, but then her look started to soften somewhat, and I felt like she could actually be receptive to the idea.

"I just think that it would help Lurch to get comfortable around nudity," I said casually. "I think it might be good for him to enjoy the presence of a beautiful, naked female."

I had jumped in with both feet, and I waited with held breath for Gina's reaction. I half expected her to slap me in the face and tell me it was time to go home. But then she stood up, walked over and picked up the tequila shot, looked at me long and hard, and then downed it. Then, without a word, she slipped out of her cover up shirt, reached behind her and untied the strap on her bikini top. Her eyes never left mine as she let the top fall away, exposing her perfect tits for the both of us. My mouth was hanging open, but not nearly as open as Lurch's. I was pretty sure this was the first naked tits he had ever seen.

"I think for now I'll just be half naked," Gina said, giving me a look that said that was far enough.

I nodded in agreement and picked up the last tequila shot and handed it to Lurch, mostly because I wanted to make sure he hadn't gone into some kind of waking coma. He was in a coma of sorts, he didn't take his eyes off Gina's tits for a second as he downed the shot. I poured three more shots and downed mine quickly again, and the second one went to my head pretty quickly. I had a nice warm buzz looking at my wife's fabulous chest, and watching Lurch looking and drooling at her.

"What about you, aren't you getting naked too?" Gina said to me.

I had kinda forgotten all about the notion that I was supposed to get naked too, in my mind I was just imagining the two of them naked. But it was my idea, I figured I would have to go along. Luckily, I had lost the full raging hard on I had just moments earlier, so when I dropped my shorts off I was just semi aroused. I was pretty happy with how I looked naked at 45, I had stayed pretty fit. And it really didn't matter anyway, Gina already knew what I looked like naked and Lurch was not to be distracted from my wife's tits.

So there was a few moments where we were all there, the men naked and Gina half naked, and it was pretty awkward and clumsy. But after we settled into it and relaxed with a few drinks, it all became pretty normal. Lurch even stopped gawking at Gina's tits. The afternoon settled into a chill, playful mood.

Gina was enjoying the attention, but I think most of her efforts were aimed at making Lurch comfortable in a sex-charged situation. She spent a lot of time close to Lurch, sometimes touching him, and she also spent a pretty fair amount of time rubbing up against me. She seemed to enjoy the idea that I was being turned on by watching her.

Lurch was clearly enjoying himself, he had rapidly become accustomed to the situation. After having what I guess was his first orgasm, his cock was initially hanging soft, but he gradually began to become more and more aroused, you could see his cock stiffening.

But like me, he would get fully aroused from Gina's playfulness and then there would be a distraction that led to being semi aroused. But for probably an hour, we were both either rock hard or semi aroused. Gina seemed to like the idea of toying with us, doing things to spur our arousal whenever we lost our full erection. I was downing drinks pretty hard, that had to be the only thing keeping me from staying rock hard.

At some point my drunk self brought up the idea that we might want to consider putting some sunscreen on, especially on areas that were not usually exposed. Gina quickly agreed, and had Lurch lay back on a chair. She started at his chest, rubbing in the lotion, and I watched as she moved over his arms, and then lower down on his torso. Her hands drifted tantalizingly over his lower belly, and at some point she looked up and saw me watching the show with a raging hard on. Then she slipped by Lurch's hard cock and went down to his thighs, where she worked her fingers over his legs and all the way down to her feet. Then, with a clever grin, she tossed him the lotion and said "I'll let you get the rest." Lurch rubbed the lotion over his midsection, and I couldn't help but notice that when he lathered his cock with lotion he was intently looking at Gina's tits, and she was clearly enjoying that attention.

Then Gina had me lay back, and followed the same pattern of lathering lotion all over my body, though she did do me the kindness of giving me a brief but thorough covering of my hard cock. At some point in the process of stroking my cock I did see her looking playfully at Lurch and his cock.

I told Gina that it was her turn, and I had her sit back on a lounge chair between Lurch and I. I took some lotion and squeezed it into my hands, and then watching her carefully, I squeezed out some lotion into Lurch's hands. She didn't freak out, and I moved my hands down to Gina's upper chest and began slowly rubbing it in, and I nodded at Lurch to do the same. I felt Gina tense up a little at first with having Lurch's hands on her, but as he followed my pattern of lathering her upper chest and arms, she seemed to gradually relaxed, and then she closed her eyes. I slowly worked my hands down until my fingers found the curve of her breasts, and Lurch's hands were trembling as he did the same. I could see Gina's nipples becoming erect, and could feel her body responding to the four hands on her body. I took my time, drawing lower and lower circles as I rubbed her chest, and when I saw her mouth open and heard a moan, I knew it was time, and I slipped my hands down completely over her breast and lightly massaged her nipples. Lurch was watching with wide eyes, and I once again nodded to him to go for it.

Lurch was shaking and nervous, but he followed by lead and his hands moved down to caress what had to be the first breast he had ever seen, much less touched. I tried to imagine what it must be like to be him, to have his hands touching such a beautiful breast, it had to be overwhelming.

We continued to massage the lotion into here breasts, moving down and covering her torso and then back up again. I moved my hands so that they covered both her breasts and Gina was obviously very turned on, her body was moving just slightly under our touch and she was sighing quietly. Then I moved my hands down to her torso, and signaled for Lurch to take my place at her breasts. Lurch's eyes got big and he moved both hands over Gina's breasts, and he began to rub and caress both breasts with rising passion. Lurch and I were both rock hard as we continued to rub more lotion in. Lurch was pretty happy sticking with the breasts, I moved down and massaged both of her legs. I could feel her body quivering with passion as I moved my fingers to the tops of her thighs, brushing up against her bikini. Gina was so caught up in the massage I was starting to wonder how far she would go when she suddenly put the brakes on.

"Ok boys, I think I'm plenty protected from the sun," she grinned, moving her hands up to brush us away. We took the message and sat back in our own chairs, and the three of us quietly soaked up the sun, enjoying our tequila buzz and the liberating feel of being naked.

At some point I dozed off, and when I woke up, Lurch and Gina were gone. I groggily got up and began to look around for them, they didn't appear to be anywhere on the deck so I headed down to the cabin. I eased in quietly through the cabin door and saw them, standing over by the bar. Gina had her arms on the bar and was bent over, and Lurch was standing behind her, and he was fucking her from behind like a wild animal, and she was moaning and writhing around on top of his cock, begging him to fuck her harder...

And then bang, I woke up for real, and realized that was all a dream. They were both still there in the chairs, I had to shake my head to clear the intense vision from the dream. Gina had rolled over onto her stomach, and it appeared that she had dozed off as well. I sat up and got Lurch's attention, and squeezed some lotion into both of our hands.

"Would you like some lotion on your back?" I asked Gina.

"Hmmmm, I thought you'd never ask," she cooed. "Please yes."

The two of us went to "work" once again, rubbing lotion onto her shoulders and back, and she let out a long sigh and melted under our hands. We worked our way down her back, spending quite a bit of time on her lower back and practically giving her a four hand massage. Then I moved down further, rubbing the lotion onto the leg on my side, as Lurch did the same for her other leg. Then I worked my way back up, and my hands found the curve of her ass, and I boldly pushed the fabric of her bikini up on both sides so that it looked like she was wearing a thong. With both her cheeks fully exposed, we began a long, slow massage of her ass. Gina may have had some reservations about this, but she was breathing heavy and grinding her pelvis into the chair as we massaged her ass. At some point she seemed to doze off in bliss, but we continued to rub her ass, legs and lower back. My wife's body had never looked sexier.

After a while both Lurch and I sat back in our chairs, and we were quiet for a while. Gina turned back over onto her back, and smiled over at me. I was still riding a pretty good tequila buzz.

Out of the blue, Lurch decided to weigh in. "This is the greatest day of my life," he said.

We all laughed together, and I could not have been more pleased by Lurch's transformation over the course of the day. He had gone from dark and sullen to happy and adventurous in the course of a few hours.

"You've had some big changes this past week," I said. "You've come a long way. Are you feeling pretty good about things?"

Lurch agreed and then looked thoughtful. "Some day I wouldn't mind doing another pretend date, I'm a little nervous about the make out part, I think I got it but I feel like I need practice."

"We could do that again soon," said Gina.

I had another idea. "Well, what if we did another pretend date right here, right now?" I said, looking intently at Gina. "We could pretend you're coming home from a date, the cabin could be the house."

I'm not sure that my tequila infused wife processed all of that right away, because she readily agreed. It wasn't until they were standing up and laughing about pretending to get out of a car to walk to the front steps that she suddenly realized they were going to be doing this whole thing with her half naked and him full naked.

Still, she dutifully played out the part, moving in and out of character as advisor and date. They walked slowly up to the door of the cabin, stopped for a brief chat, and then he leaned in for the goodnight kiss, and I will have to say, the kid had gotten pretty darn smooth. He had stopped the nervous shaking, he was confident and direct, and his technique was solid. Maybe it was a week of practice, or a half bottle of tequila, or experiencing his first orgasm, but he looked like he knew what he was doing.

And what he was doing, from my perspective, was incredibly erotic. He was standing very close to Gina, but not quite touching, his hard cock seemed to be straining for contact. I could see her arousal with her erect nipples. They would kiss, and then break for Gina to give some advice, and then try again, and each time it seemed like their naked bodies were getting closer together. Even I was aching for Lurch's cock to grind hard into her. He was considerably taller than she was, so his cock was about even with her stomach.

At some point my aching got overwhelming, and I decided to inject my own advice. "Now Lurch, if it seems like things are going well, and the girl seems ok with it, you may want to move in close and put your arms around her," I said. My chest was throbbing at the thought of this, and nervous at how Gina would respond. But she did not resist as Lurch closed the gap between them, and when his hard cock pressed up against her belly he looked both embarrassed and intensely aroused.

"It's ok, it happens," Gina said, looking down at his cock sticking in her belly. "Usually you would be wearing pants at this point so it wouldn't be quite so obvious."

We all laughed at that and it broke the tension. They went back to practice kissing, which moved from your basic one off to an extended goodnight kiss to a full on standing up make out scene, all of which I was watching from just a few feet away.

I slipped in close behind her and moved his hand so it was closer to the curve of the top of her ass. "Now when you are at this stage of things, you don't want to put your hand directly on her ass, but it is ok to have contact with the top, and maybe the side of her ass." I moved his hands around to show him, first positioning them on the top of her ass, and then sliding them around to the side. I happened to know that one of Gina's big turn ons was having her bare ass caressed, and I moved his hands closer to the edge of her bikini, even pushing the material back a bit so it was once again like a thong. There was something incredibly erotic about having my wife sandwiched by two hard cocks. My cock was so hard it was throbbing, and if I moved any closer then I would be rubbing that hardness on her ass in between Lurch's hands. In one side of my mind I was ripping off Gina's bikini bottom and plunging my cock into her, while Lurch shoved his cock in from the front, and we would fuck her brains out right there at the door of the cabin. But the other side of my mind realized I might be better off just watching the show.