There Must Be A Mistake Ch. 30

"The car stopped about 4 minutes ago Joseph. Can we go inside now?"

"I'm sorry, I got lost in the story. When we walk in the door, we will make new stories."

"Thank you Jack, Henry, we appreciate the ride."

"Thank Doc, it's first time we heard that story."

"Every word of it is true. We will see you tomorrow, and I will finish it for you."

"Come with me Sandra, you can pick out the socks."

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She walked into the house, and it was dark. The lights were off, but the battery operated candles flickered everywhere she could see. Music was playing softly in the background.

Joe put her suitcases down by the front door, closed it, and locked it securely.

His telephone was disconnected, and his cell phone was off. He was not going to be disturbed by anyone today. It was his day off, and it was going to stay that way.

Sandra walked slowly into the living room, and saw flowers everywhere. Joseph had gone all out to make her welcome.

As she was looking around, he removed his clothing, and snuck up behind her. He put his arms around her waist, kissed her neck, and nibbled at her ear.

"You are trying to figure out what's out of place, aren't you?"

"Yes dear, something is missing, and I can't put my finger on."

"There are only 4 chairs at the dining room table instead of 6. There is a tablemat covering the table, and a dark brown linen tablecloth on top of it. I promised you I was going to take your virginity on the dining room table, and I was going to take it again, and again, and again. I have never lied to you, and that is something I want you to look forward to for a few days. The evening we come home from our wedding ceremony, your ass is mine."

"I have missed you so much Joseph, anything you want from me is yours."

"Dance with me."

He took her arm, turned her around, and she burst out laughing.

He stood before her, fully tumescent, naked, and wearing an extra large, pre-lubricated, fluorescent, striped condom.

"That's not fair Joseph. I told you if you walked around in one of those things, I would be naked and ready."

"Do you need any help?"

"The zipper is in the back."

"I bet I can get you naked less than 7 seconds."

"Have you been practicing on Sarah?"

"No, I have an easier way."

Joe took a surgical knife from the drawer on his right, slipped it inside the collar of her dress, and began sliding down. The knife made quick work of her bra and continued moving swiftly downward. Her panties were gone in half an instant. He finished cutting through the hem of the dress, grabbed it, swung her around, and the only thing she had left on were her shoes.

Sandra screamed, "I just bought that dress Joseph."

"Where did you buy it Sandi; Walmart, T.J. Maxx, or some other discount store?"

"Does it matter where I bought it, if I liked it?"

"It may not matter to you Sandi, but it does matter to me."

She fell into his arms again, and held him tight.

"I will go out with your friends and buy the clothes you want me to wear. I won't bother looking at the price tags or anything else. I will ask your friends what they think of it. Then I will come home, and ask the man I love what he thinks. Now will you make love to me, otherwise it would be a waste of a perfectly lovely florescent condom."

"Are you sure you don't want me to clean up first?"

"I'm sure; now stop stalling, and fuck me."

He didn't take her to the bed. He didn't take her to the couch. He lowered her to the floor, and took possession of her body, mind, and spirit right there in the hall. The only thing he forgot was the socks. Thankfully, the neighbors were still at work.

Hungrily, he reclaimed what was his, and would soon be his again. He kissed her mouth with such passion; she was going to need ice to take down the swelling. Her neck was so black and blue she would need heavy makeup to cover it. Further down she just smiled. As she touched each mark on her body, she recalled how he put it there, and how wonderful it felt as he did it.

She looked at the area between her thighs, close to her vagina, and let her fingers stroked over the reddened areas he left there.

Her body tingled as she stroked the tender flesh, as she remembered how Joseph tortured her by not plunging his tongue, or fingers inside her.

She begged, oh how she begged him to take her, but he refused. He traveled around the Holy Grail of all men, and never once touched a piece of intimate flesh. She lost count of how many orgasms she had, and how many threatened reprisals she made. Then, in the middle of one of her most desperate pleas, he bit her clit, and she exploded into unconsciousness. She woke up moments later, with a note on her chest. "DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE, OR ELSE!" She was tempted to find out what or else was, but her body was so languid after this orgasm, she decided to stay still.

Joseph came back moments later, carrying a tray of Mimosa, and cookies with different cheeses on them.

Before Sandra could say anything he said, "Sarah didn't make these. I made them just now. I cut the cheeses earlier this morning, and put them on the cookies, as you slept."

"I never doubted it. Can I give you a kiss for such a wonderful orgasm?"

"Yes you may, but that was only a class 'C' orgasm. Just wait until we get to the big time orgasms. Have you forgotten what those feel like?"

"It's been so long; I'm ashamed to say yes, I have. The girls haven't been very helpful in that area either. They are at that age, when they want to know, and they will not be put off by one-sentence answers. They want details, very intimate details, plus the mechanics behind them.

Once I went through an entire scenario with them, only to have Rebecca say to Deborah, "I told you that's the way it was done. Why didn't you believe me?"

Deborah replied to her innocent looking sister, "Mom's done it that way, and you haven't."

"They set you up so innocently Joseph, and then they let you freefall into thin air. They are so wonderful; I want to kill them both."

She took a sip of her drink, and winced. "You made this Mimosa a little strong. A few more like this and I will be useless to you."

"I'm a Doctor, not a bartender. I cannot imagine what they're going to do to my parents over the next 7 years."

"They are going to be wonderful. Your father has their number, and they love your parents very much."

"My father will go crazy, when the start taking golf lessons and they are very good at it."

"What aren't our girls good at Joseph?"

"Finish your drink; I have to bring you up to the class 'B' orgasm."

"Can I use the restroom first? You can get the socks while I'm in there."

"Alright, but be quick about it."

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When Sandra came out of the bathroom, Joseph's demeanor was changed.

"What's the matter Joe?"

"Julia Atwater died at Atwater estate in Connecticut. A few hours later, President Clark Atwater died of a massive heart attack, while he was grieving over her body. The reading of their Will's will take place before their bodies are moved to Washington. I hope it doesn't affect any of the people here that were going to attend our wedding."

"We could always move the wedding to Sunday."

"I don't think so. Everyone has been inconvenienced as much as we dare to do. We will just hope for the best, and muddle through."

"Did you expect to be invited?"

"No, however, Mister Zabo, and Jemma, Mister Valentino and Patti, the Chief Justice, and Sandra, the governor elect of Maryland, her sisters, and the boy who always tags along with them."

"That boy is Robert Valentino."

"I didn't know that."

"He is the chief political strategist for the new governor, and he is Patti's son."

"Do you find it amazing how much power, brilliance, and money, stays within a very narrow circle of people?"

"Actually, I don't. It's breeding. If a Carnegie married a Mellon, you would expect their children to be brilliant."

"I married you and look what we got."

"Yes, look what we got. Two brilliant standup comedians, who deserve to be killed, and cuddled every minute of every day."

"When you figure out how to do that would you let me know?"

"I'll think about it, while you are recovering from your next orgasm. Turnover, and get up on your knees."

"The floor is hard Joseph; my knees are going to kill me."

"Why not ask me if I care."

"No, because you will spank me."

"I see you remembered one part of my pleasures."

"It may have been pleasurable to you, and it made me pay attention to what you wanted from me, but it sure stung my ass."

"What did I always tell you about your ass, Sandi?"

"You always said it was the prettiest one you had ever seen. However, since mine is the only one you have ever seen, that was not a very rousing complement."

"You are forgetting dear all of those vain women, who want their bottoms made smaller, and tighter, in order to make them look years younger. I also see the accident victims, and others that I must fix up before they are sent home. I must have seen at least 6 or 7 other rear ends beside yours. Now get on your knees, before I spank you for no reason at all."

"When you are finished with me Joseph, I am going to spank you for no reason at all."

"You are assuming you're going to have strength left when this is over."

Sandra turned over onto her knees and raised her ass into the air.

Joseph positioned himself behind her, looked into her eyes as she peered over her shoulder, and without any warning was as deep inside her as he could possibly be.

Sandi screamed, "You fuck."

Show replied, "Socks."

She reached out for 2 things, a pillow, and a pair of tennis socks.

Joseph was pounding into her, as she was attempting to put the socks into her mouth. He raised up on one knee and continued pounding inside her as if this was going to be the last time they were going to see each other.

Sandi managed to get a good bite onto the socks, but very little was inside her mouth.

Joe slowed what she was doing grabbed her long hair, which forced her mouth to open. He grabbed the socks; push them deep inside her mouth. He resumed forcefully fucking her from behind. Even though her words were garbled, Joe could understand every word she said and none of them was complementary.

He knew she was paying attention, when the words stopped, and her hips were forcing themselves back at him. It was time to change. He grabbed her thighs, and without missing a beat, he stood up and continued pushing himself deep inside her.

He pushed her legs together, bent his back over hers. He grabbed her knees, brought them up to her chest, and with all his strength lifted her up, until it her back was against his chest.

If it weren't for the socks, they would have heard her in Austin. Her arms were flailing, her legs formed the letter 'N', and Joseph had not slowed down fucking her. He turned and walked towards the wall so she could hold on to it.

Sandi rested her head, breasts, and arms against that wall as if her life depended on it. What she didn't realize was it brought him closer to the little table where he got his surgical knife. He opened the top drawer and removed a 4-inch long, 1/2 inch diameter flexible prelubricated butt plug.

His left hand insinuated its way between her thighs and began playing between her lips, and around her clitoris.

Sandi moaned as she felt his finger enter her along with his penis. When he pulled out, his finger came out, and when he moved in the finger moved in deeper, and deeper, until it reached that spot that drove her wild. He focused his nail on it, and it rode along with his penis every time he moved in and out. When he slowed down, she bit down on the socks in anger. However, when he sped up, and his nail caused havoc along the rough spot, on the top of her vagina. She could feel her orgasm building. He was moving fast, and his nail was doing its work, overloading her senses when she felt something different happening. Something was trying to get into her ass, and she closed it tight.

Joseph almost stopped moving, and his finger was nearly outside her body. When he began moving in, it was less than an inch, before he started moving back out.

She screamed, "No', through the socks in her mouth."

However, the torture continued as he moved slowly, and less than an inch into her.

After several minutes, he resumed fucking her hard, with the finger assisting him. He could hear Sandi screaming, "Thank you, thank you; this is what I need, through the socks, as his finger played with her G spot."

He moved the miniature butt plug into position, but this time, he did not give her warning. He used his fingers as his guide, and when he was ready, he pushed it all the way in. He moved his knee over to make sure it stayed in place, and listened carefully to the stream of invective's coming out of his wife's mouth. After a moment, it got out of hand. He put her on her own two feet, and he warned her to calm down.

Sandi said, "Shove it up your ass."

Joseph understood it, but wanted to play the game with her. He pulled the socks out of her mouth, and said, "Would you please say that to me again."

Sandra did not like the tone of his voice, or the look in his eyes. She knew she would be in trouble if she repeated it so she said, "What I said was under duress, please forgive me."

"The object that's up your behind, is it hurting you?"

"No."

"Then what were you screaming about?"

"The thought of it going up my behind."

"I'm getting you ready for your wedding night. Do you think I'm bigger than the object that's up your ass right now?"

"Yes I believe you're at least 8 or 9 times bigger than the object that's up my rear end."

"I am not that much bigger, but it's close. Place your face against the wall, and toe to heal take 4 steps back. Bend at the waist and see if your head touches the wall. Good, reach down and grab your ankles. Now don't move if you get dizzy lean forward the wall will catch you."

Without telling her, he pulled the butt plug out of her bottom. He placed it on a cloth napkin on the floor where she could see it. He reached into the drawer, pulled out a one-inch diameter flexible butt plug, and put it aside. He took out a rigid butt plug that was tapered like a bullet, until it reached its maximum of 3 inches in diameter, and 8 inches long.

He took the one half inch, and one-inch butt plugs, and he bent down to show her the difference between the two.

He said, "This will be the end of your training for today. This is one half inch bigger than the one I put up you earlier. You should barely feel the difference just relax your stomach muscles, and it will be over in a few minutes. Are you feeling all right Sandi?"

"Yes, I thought you were angry with me Joseph, and you were going to spank me. I'm very happy you didn't."

"Dearest, we've been apart too long, and there are certain things we are going to have to get used to again. When we are, I will gladly spank that beautiful bottom of yours."

"Good, that means I can bite yours."

"Yes, I remember how much fun that was. Relax and this will be over very soon."

He returned to the table, put the small butt plugs down, and picked up the large 3-inch diameter butt plug. He lubricated with an anesthetic lubricant, passed it over a candle flame to warm it, and knelt down behind Sandi. He patted her lightly on her hip and told her to release her ankles, but to maintain her position.

"Tell me when you're ready baby; you will not feel a thing."

"Go ahead Joseph, I am ready."

"Breathed evenly and here I go."

The small warm lubricated tip entered her anus, and with one slow continuous move. He was inside her, without any complaint. He kept moving it deeper and deeper until 6 inches inside her.

"How are you Sandi?"

"I'm fine; it just felt a little longer than I thought it would be."

He began moving it in and out of her, and heard her moan as he did.

"If it feels good baby, you can move with it."

"It feels wonderful Joseph, I'm amazed. May I spread my legs; I think I'm getting ready to cum."

"Do what your body is telling you to do, and tell me what you want me to do. I want you to feel wonderful."

Sandi spread her legs, bent her knees, and put her hands on the wall to give her balance.

"Move it faster, and harder please, I can feel my ovaries tightening up. Please Joseph, help me cum."

He was tempted to help her by playing with her clit, but he wanted it to be a complete anal orgasm. He moved it up and down, side to side, faster and faster.

Sandi started screaming, "Yes, yes, that's it, that's it. Joseph, push it all the way in, and fuck me. It will come out, but push it all the way in please, and fuck me to death."

This was an offer he could not refuse. He pushed the remaining 2 inches inside her, and watched as her sphincter closed.

"Oh God that feels good. Fuck me Joseph; fuck me hard."

He pulled her away from the wall, and put her on her back. He brought her knees up to her chest, and entered her like a runaway freight train.

"I can feel you both Joseph, I can feel both of you. It's so wonderful; it makes me tighter for you. It makes me feel like a virgin again. Can you feel it my love, can you feel how tight I am?"

"Yes I can. Use your muscles and trap inside you. Don't let me move."

Sandi concentrated on tightening her pelvic muscles. Within seconds, Joe screamed, "Sandi, I didn't ask you to cut it off, just to put pressure on it."

"I haven't done that in a long time Joe. It's like your mimosa; it was just a little strong."

"That's better, get ready for your 'B' orgasm."

He began moving circularly, while his left hand went to her clit and squeezed it tight.

She started to scream, but his mouth covered hers with a passionate kiss. She released her legs, and tied them behind his upper back. She grabbed his head to keep his mouth on hers, but he was able to move to her ears, jaw, and throat, with great ease. When he got to her breasts, she lost her ability to fight. He knew her body so well; he played it like a perfectly tuned piano. He played with her nipple, until it was distended, and then nursed on it.

Sandy's mind was flying, as Joseph's mouth moved to the other breast, and his hand, kept the nipple he had been nursing on sensitized.

Joe nursed on her breast lovingly, as he continued making love to her. He knew all her signs, and when her belly went flat, her hips were turned to the sky, her mouth was open, and her eyes were closed, she was ready to cum. So was he.

He changed the angle of his penetration, so he would rub against her G spot each time, and began nipping at her left breast with his fingers. He sucked on her right breast as a hungry baby would and listened carefully for her reaction. As he began to hear 'Yes Joseph, More Joseph, and other pleadings his right hand moved down to her pussy, and began playing with the soft lips, and skin around her distended, inflamed clitoris. However, he never touched it; he just played around the area it was in.

Her hips went into overdrive, and her pleadings came every second, but he would not relent. He brought her higher and higher, as he watched her face turned bright red. As the only part of her body that touched the bed was her head and her heels, everything he had sprang into action.

His left hand squeezed the nipple of her left breast, his teeth bit into the nipple of her right breast, and his right hand grabbed onto her clitoris and squeezed mercilessly.

One heartbeat later, Sandra screamed into orgasm. So did he. He lay down on top of her, kissed her passionately.