There Must Be A Mistake Ch. 30

"I love you so much Sandi. I can't wait to get you on that spacecraft, because I know you will never leave me again."

"It would take an act of God to get me away from you Joe, and I'm not too sure about that."

"Would you like me to take the dildo out of your bottom?"

"I thought it would come out the natural way."

"The Dildo has a little ring on the bottom. I have a tiny tool I can insert into your anus, grab the ring, and pull it out. It's much easier doing it that way, then trying to force it out the other way."

"I want to see this tool first."

"I wouldn't do it any other way."

As he pulled his prick out of her, he said, "Oh my God no."

"What's the matter Joe?"

"The condom is defective, it has a hole in it, and it's leaking semen."

"Look at me Joseph, look me right in the eye, and tell me you did not do this on purpose."

"I swear to you, I did not do this on purpose. We waited until today to make love so you would be protected. Why would I do something like this to you now?"

"I believe you Joseph. Get another condom; I want to see something for myself."

Joe brought her over 10 sealed packages of condoms and let her pick the one she wanted. They walked into the kitchen, where she opened it. She unrolled it to its full length, filled it with water, and watched as it leaked through a hole in the bottom. She emptied it and put it aside. She opened another condom and repeated the process. It leaked also.

Joe turned her to him, and said, "Let me take you to the hospital, and give you the morning after pill. It will make sure you do not become pregnant."

"You know I won't do that. It has nothing to do with our religion. It will be yours and mine. I would never destroy something as precious as it will be to us."

"You are truly a pain in the ass when it comes to decisions like this."

"Speaking of my ass, that thing is getting a little uncomfortable.

He went into the drawer and pulled out a tool that was no more than 1/16 of an inch in diameter.

Sandi asked, "How is that going to grab a ring?"

Joseph pushed the end of the instrument, and a 4-pronged gripping device opened.

"That's how it's done. The first thing I do is lubricate you so it slides in easily. I move the probe into position, and I feel for the ring. I open the claw, grasp on to the ring, and pull it out."

"Okay, go get it."

"You should be used to this by now, so grab your legs, and bring them up to your chest."

"Is this going to be your new favorite position for me?"

"I must say, it shows everything you have in a very inviting light."

"Thank you very much sir, should I shave, or keep it the way it is?"

"I believe it should always be a woman's preference. However if you are going to wear a bikini, I would suggest you keep it trimmed."

"I have told our daughter's the same thing."

"The last time we saw them, they didn't have a hair between them."

"I believed that was the correct time to tell them."

"There has been a saying since the beginning of man. " Don't ever expect to know what a woman is thinking, or why she is thinking it. Just do what she tells you to do, after she's finished thinking it."

"You are in so much trouble Joseph."

"You are lying there with your thighs against your chest, waiting for me to pull something out of your ass, and you're telling me I am in trouble."

"I think when you pull it out, or it comes out naturally, I'm going to hit you with it."

"Be quiet woman, I'm looking at the prettiest site this side of the Mississippi, and I don't want you to ruin it."

"Okay, you are out of trouble for today, you can kiss my ass later, while we are fooling around."

"Bite my ass."

"I intend to."

"Good, now be quiet while I'm working."

Joe put a dab of an anesthetic lubricant on his finger, and inserted it into her rectum. Until now, he was never allowed to do that to her.

She looked at him and asked, "Are you having fun dear?"

"As I recall Sandi, you are the one that told me to push it in all the way."

"I was in the throes of passion at the time. Therefore, I was not responsible for my words or actions. You were."

"We are not married yet, and I'm still getting the blame for everything."

"Don't you ever say that to me. I've been married to you since the first day I looked into your eyes."

Joe kissed her, "What took you so long? I didn't let you out of my sight from the second we met. I followed you everywhere. You thought I was going to turn into a stalker. I probably did."

"Yes you did, and you're still here. Would you take that thing out of my bottom now please?"

"I think I'll miss it, and grab a hemorrhoid."

"If you do, you will regret your next blowjob."

He inserted probe feeling for the end of the dildo. He found it nearly 4 inches inside her. He moved the ring into position, opened the claw, and grabbed it. Slowly, he closed the claw around the ring, and began to pull. Thanks to the lubricant, and anesthetic, he moved it easily down her alimentary canal and out through the anus easily. The anesthetic worked like a charm, and Sandi did not feel a thing.

"Okay, your training is finished for today. I'm glad I didn't hurt you."

Sandi looked at the size of the dildo he took out of her.

"You put this into me Joseph?"

"I wanted to show you that you could handle anything you wanted going into your ass. There is no man on Earth you cannot take up your bottom comfortably. All you have to do is be lubricated, and relax."

"You are a rotten son of a bitch. I got an 'A' orgasm, when you promised me my 'B'."

"Let's go to bed, and I will give your 'B' orgasm, before the sun shows its head."

"I'm hungry."

"So eat me."

"Order dinner, it doesn't take that long to eat you."

"If I don't cum before dinner gets here, you are answering the door naked."

"The deliveryman will not mind seeing me. However, when he looks at you, he will run away screaming for the police."

"I think I'll fuck you in the ass now."

"I'm sorry but you can't do it. Your parents said you had scruples, and you said you were not going to touch it until Saturday night. Speaking of Saturday night, did you bother getting a Justice of the Peace or a Judge to marry us?"

"No, I'm just getting a lawyer to nullify the divorce decree."

"You crazy bastard, I want to get married again. It will help on your tax return."

"Do you really think the IRS is going to send someone to get me?"

"If there is one agency in the government that would do it properly, I believe the IRS is the one that would. Can I bite your ass now?"

"We have to order dinner first, and then we can think of playing again."

"I want a tenderloin steak, baked potato with a lot of butter, asparagus with hollandaise sauce, mushroom caps, and a crisp white wine."

"You don't want much do you?"

"As long as I have you, I have everything I need."

"Taco Bell?"

She took the dildo, threw it at him, and hit him dead center.

Joe groaned as he went to the floor holding his nuts in his hands.

Sandi's hand went to her mouth to cover her laughing.

"Did that hurt dear?"

In a slightly higher voice than normal he said, "There will be no B orgasm for you tonight dear. However, a spanking may be in order."

"If you spank me, I want you to remember how good my aim is, and all those nights you will do without."

"Can I have some ice please?"

"Lie down on the couch; I will take care of you."

Moments later, she returned with 2 bags of ice.

"Hold this one on your head Joseph. Put your left leg over the top of the couch, and you're right leg on the floor so I can place this properly."

Joseph felt the ice moving up his thigh, as she raised his penis and balls up. He waited for the ice to be moved underneath, when her mouth closed over his right testicle, sucked hard, and her hand began stroking his limp penis.

"No," he screamed fearing the pain that would ensue with the jolt of an ejaculation so soon after being hit. He didn't dare try to move her head because of what she had in her mouth. Castration was not high on his list of things to do, late on a Tuesday afternoon.

Sandi switched to his left testicle and he went from hell to heaven. He no longer felt pain; he just felt his wife's adoration.

As his balls moved up into his body in preparation for him to ejaculate, Sandi moved the ice pack underneath his testes.

He screamed, "You bitch."

"Darling, you asked for ice on your balls, and that is what I have given you. Don't you feel better now?"

"Do you remember what stirrups are for? I am going to find a whole new use for them in zero gravity."

"I guess you didn't read the manual. We are never going to be in zero gravity."

"What woman reads a technical manual? I never thought you would."

"Who did I live with for 18 months while we were separated?"

"The 'Voice' and the 'Megaphone.' Do you know everything that's in the margins, footnotes and the references?"

"Do you think our daughters would let me get away without knowing them? Ask me a question, and I'll give you the page number and paragraph."

"Would you be so kind as to remove the ice and continue what you were doing before?"

"Am I getting Taco Bell for dinner?"

"You were never getting Taco Bell for dinner."

"Was I getting anything from a fast food restaurant?"

"No you are not getting anything from the fast food restaurant."

"Was I cooking?"

"You got me."

"Where is that knife you cut my dress with?"

"Hidden, very well I might add. We have a fine restaurant in town that delivers. I eat there all the time. The food is delicious, and the service is great. One day I will take you there and prove it. Tonight we will eat in, while you are eating in."

"I'll be finished with you in 90 seconds or less."

"You don't have a prayer after the ice bath."

"Does your watch have a secondhand?"

"My watch keeps time in 6 countries. It has a stopwatch; it's safe down to 90 feet, and a glows in the dark."

"In 90 seconds you will be screaming your head off, unless of course, you want me to put socks in your mouth."

What do I get if I win?"

"Taco Bell."

"What do you want if you win?"

"I get to shove a dildo up your ass."

"That's mean."

"Why?"

"You're just trying to get even with me."

"You bet your ass I am."

"It is my ass. I accept your wager, and I hope you enjoy Taco Bell."

"I accept your wager, and I'm going to buy the biggest dildo they sell."

"I got that one through the mail, in a plain brown box, with rabbit ears on it."

"Stop stalling and let's get down to business. I want to see the watch set for 90 seconds. You've been known to cheat before."

Sandi took up her position as Joe said, "Begin."

Joe had been so wrapped up in his conversation with his wife to be, he hadn't noticed she had been playing with his dick all the time. He was fully hard, and when he said go, she did, all the way down to his root. She choked a little, came back up for air, and did it again.

Joe's head, what was left of it after he banged it on the table, couldn't believe she was able to do it. It was always a problem for her to get it into her throat, and now she took it all the way down. She had been practicing on something; and he knew is not someone. They would discuss this with her later.

Sandi was now concentrating on the head of his penis and the area behind it where he was always very sensitive. She was playing with his balls and his anus at the same time. Groans were coming from his mouth, and his eyes were no longer open. His hips were moving trying to push himself deeper into her mouth, so she accommodated him by forcing herself all the way down again until she bottomed out. She bared her teeth, and rotated her mouth around the base of his prick to prove to him she was there.

His next words were, "Oh God, my God, help me."

Like Thor, and his mighty hammer, God answered his prayer. Joseph grabbed the sides of the couch and screamed, "I'm coming Sandi, I'm cuming.

Sandi pulled him out of her mouth, pointed the little head straight at the big head just as he fired. For the 2nd time in less than 20 minutes, her aim was true. She hit him in the nose, mouth, chest, and abdomen with the first shot, and waited for the 2nd volley, which she hungrily swallowed along with everything else that came afterwards.

A little chime went off and they both looked at his watch.

Joe said, "It's a cheap watch, it must be defective."

147. Can We Talk

Gordon and I had just walked into the house, when Holden and Richard attacked us.

Holden said, "Dinner will not be ready for 43 ½ minutes. We know you have put in a long day at work. However, Richard and I would appreciate it if you could give us a little help with a design issue we cannot agree on. Without Newton's input to break the tie, we can't move forward. He is so wrapped up with his new project, and rightfully so, we need another opinion so we can continue with ours."

"What seems to be the problem boys?"

Richard said, "I want to continue using the vertical model of pillars and shafts for the integrity of the inside of spacecraft 2. I feel it gives us a better chance at handling all the weight that we will be putting on the succeeding floors because we can balance them one on top of each other, as they do in buildings, and as you have done in spacecraft one. I am not opposed to change, but I believe what Holden is proposing is extremely radical, and potentially unsafe."

"Holden what are you proposing?"

"Simply put I am proposing a series of cantilevers, side by side, one extending from the central core up to the 2nd floor, on. The one beside it would go from the exterior of the base of the supports of the landing gears on the engineering floor up to the 2nd floor at the central core, forming an X in the middle. Where they cross those 2 members would be permanently affixed to one another giving added support to each. It is my opinion that this configuration will be needed, because of the immense weight it will be bearing, while on the ground. In space, either one will do, it's just I'm worried about the weight of it assembled on the ground. If we had a way to transport the passengers from the spaceship to the ground after returning, and leave the ship orbiting the earth until the next group of people came up I would have no problem. It's either that method or remove one floor."

I looked at my 3 boys and said, "Since this is one of your easier questions, I leave this one up to Gordon."

"Gee whiz, thanks dad."

"Both of you agreed at the outset spacecraft 2 was going to weigh as much as an aircraft carrier. In real numbers that is about 224 million pounds. At over 1000 feet in diameter, weight distribution is not a problem.

The largest aircraft carrier is 1333 feet long, and 140 feet wide at its widest point. I quite like cantilever approach, but I think it would take up too much space unless it was going to be hollow and you made escalators out of it inside to go from floor to floor. I've seen something like this in an architectural magazine, but I just can't place it. I think it's time for a supercomputer to take a look at these ideas of yours. Are you 2 boys ready for a Saturday morning outing?"

"How early Saturday morning?"

"Why Holden are you going to miss some of your beauty sleep?"

"Very funny! They are showing this juvenile delinquent on Public Television talking about Nuclear Fusion instead of Nuclear Fission at 8 o'clock in the morning, when they are guaranteed no one will be watching. I want to know if I should tape it or not?"

"Why would you want to tape it when I'm right here?"

"What if I have a question on December 26?"

"Make a long-distance call?"

"You will have to leave one of Newton's inventions here so I can send a message to you."

"Do you kids keep anything secret from one another?"

"Why should we? We are cousins. We don't say anything to anyone else, but we talk to each other all the time."

"You guys are going to kill me. So when do you want to go before 8 o'clock or after 10 o'clock? I don't want to get up at 5 o'clock in the morning, and you guys tell me you're too tired."

"Can we go after 10 o'clock please?"

"Excellent choice Holden, are you okay with that Richard?"

"Can we be home for lunch?"

"I can only picture this taking an hour on the computer as long as you have your numbers straightened out."

"My numbers are straight."

"My numbers on a 45 degree angle."

"Holden, if our mother wouldn't notice you were missing at dinner, I would hang you up on the wall."

"I would tell Monty on you."

"You probably would. Go wash up get ready to eat."

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"Guys both your designs are deficient. They won't work in spacecraft 2. Come here Richard, I'll show you yours first.

Using the vertical model as you suggest, pillars 8 feet in diameter, you will need one at the edge of the spacecraft, and 3 more 100 feet apart going towards the main core. It seems like a very strong structure until you figure out the distance to the next row of pillars, and the distance from the core to the edge of the spacecraft. If you use 40 degrees between each row of pillars, you will have 9 rows going around the spacecraft. It will be very strong vertically, but you will have stress fractures horizontally, between the 4th, and 5th pillar. If you reduce the space between them to 30 degrees, you will have not have enough space for your equipment, and every other floor becomes so tight the passengers will have no way to move around. I'm sorry Richard, it just won't work."

"Thank you Gordon, I can see that now."

Holden said, "Why do I have a feeling you have bad news for me too?"

"It's not me Holden, all I did was put the numbers you gave me into the computer. If you gave me the right numbers, the computer made the judgment."

"I gave you the right numbers, let's see what it said."

"Your plan is deficient, but it is in the strangest place. The area you thought would be the strongest is actually the weakest. Look here, directly under the area of the 'X' it says there is going to be a stress fracture. With that area being secured together, I thought for sure if there were a fracture, it would have to be somewhere else, probably towards the edge of the spacecraft, or at the core. I'm very surprised it's there."

"Would you run the numbers again, just to be sure?"

"No problem, here it goes."

"It took a little over 2 minutes to run the program, but the outcome was the same. The fault was directly under the 'X'.

"What are my 3 sons doing playing with a computer on a Saturday morning, when they should be killing each other at home?"

Richard said, "We needed someone to break a tie for our structural integrity test. Newman is at home working on his new project, and we didn't want to bother him. Gordon is never busy, and we wanted to keep his brain active. We thought giving him something to do on a Saturday would be healthy for him, so we dragged him along."

"Dad, I'm used the abuse Holden gives me. Now Richard is catching up to him very quickly. Can I kill one of them please?"

"We are leaving soon, and I'm sure you'll be able to stand them for a few more weeks. If you can't I'll just lock you up in the spacecraft and bring you meals once every day."

"Really, you wouldn't do that for me? I could accept that dad. No more abuse from my brothers or sister, no more abuse from Monty, or Liz. A gymnasium all to myself, and computers galore. Any man could live like that until he dies happily."

"How about Zoey?"

"That's a closed chapter in my life dad. I prefer not to talk about it."