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Stories
Stories by SZENSEI
"If this is how the West was Won...Just shoot me now."
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"Spaghetti Western my ass. Not enough sauce for my appetite."
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"Bare knuckle rodeo Fellas. Girl's gotta make some money."
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Horseplay? Tell that to Tarnation he's humpin' yer mare.
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"I better get me a lollipop for this Doctor's visit! Whiskey flavored!"
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Rattlers on my thighs, sidewinder 'tween my ass cheeks! Hissin' an kissin'!
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Time to up the ante. Or is that ante up? Either way it's goin' ANTE OAKLEY!
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"ASS HALT & BATTERIES! Wiggle & Giggle Miss Carlotta."
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Ain't we a BarbersHOP Quartet? We can make that peppermint.
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Straddle Up! Dammit Brandon, you used to like givin' me piggyback rides. PITY UP!
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"Pass me some teepee Dorieann. None of that bison hide crap neither. Make it Angel Soft!"
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"Owl and the Pussycat! Hoot have thought!" HOOTERS GAL!!
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Don't do drugs! Unless it lets ya see the future. Me? I'm...
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Skippin' stones down the timestream! Well Ripple my Nipple!
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"Gobble! Gobble! Thanks for Givin'! Now pass the taters."
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"Wrong neck of the woods! Not that I mind neckin' and wood."
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Nick tracks Esteban. Midnight feuds with family her way.
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Tension rises at the ICU! Eye see you! Let the warpath begin.
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It's a cage match between Midnight and her Father. Mew over!
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Erin Parrish bought her first home. Howdy Neighbors!
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Moving day! Erin and her brother had a few helping hands...
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Bedtime just got interesting. The ghosts were not the only ones moaning.
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Psychic readings, booze, weed, and horny ghosts...
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The boys lose control and Erin has the time of their past lives...
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Stoned with ghosts! Who wants to shave our Booyah's?
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Erin in the attic. "Hey Earl! Taffy? Maybe not!" What part of drop dead don't you get?
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t has to be coincidence! A murder 600 miles away leads to Erin. Oh, boy!
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Some folks just can't bury the past. Let alone the hatchet!
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It's the midnight hOUR. Time to switch things up.
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Hi Mom. I hear you want to pay a visit. It's really not a good... ok see you then. FUCK!!!
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Job hunting Erin makes a new... pet. BEST TAIL she ever had.
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Family matters take a turn. Brimley and her daughter unite. BOY, DO THEY UNITE!
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Butterflies are the human soul. The stomach cannot always contain them.
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Never mourn the loss of scum. Only the man that gave him shelter.
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Home is where the HEArT is. Until it stops beating!
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You will never look at Pussy nor birthday cake the same way again.
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Invasion of the body SNATCHers! This sucks! Good and Bad!
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An uncanny threesome! Ashes to Ashes, Lust to Lust!
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Rough ride on the Highway to Hell! Buckle up Kiddies!
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BEWARE! This nightmare has it all. Leave the light on.
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Family matters! Even if the URKEL sounded like a final breath! Did I do that?
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Death warmed over! Dinner's on the table! Main Corpse!
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Goodbye to Romance...Hello to Lovers Lane! Dead End!
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Sexist Chainsaw Massacre! Cat hair everywhere! Look ACHOO!
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PUSSY PUSSY EVERYWHERE! HISSING CLAWING TIME TO SHARE!
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Angel of the Lord... HAVE MERCY!!! On her hole!
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Dreams? Fantasies? Same thing! DP! Dark Penetration! So GOoD!
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Mating calls in the halls! Persia is back in town! ME---OW!!
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Alcohol and Pachyderm's don't mix! BIG SHOTS were taken!
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Dark days ahead for one young man. Luckily, he was a bright boy!
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Touching moments! Griffin seeks answers and he gets more than even he bargained for.
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A touching reunion! "GRIFFIN! I'm your mother!" OOPS!
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Griffin faces Ninjas and a Hitman... in passing. Bao before.
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The Eyes have it! Spirit guides start pointing fingers.
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Cuddly bears, cute puppies, teethy Velociraptors...OH MY!
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Just ask the guy with the jaw...
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Aurora parties with a Gaiamancer. Rocky start! He got boulder!
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Fishnet Stalkings! Aurora meets the little Mermaid. Talk about a fish out of water!
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Time to meet Piper Cherry's niece Monet. God help us all!
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The Last Supper gets out of hand. HAYZEUS CREASED! LOL!
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Monet gets her roomies all fired up. Piper Cherry would be so proud of her niece.
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Sexting was never more fun! Scissoring cut things short. LOL! At least it wasn't off.
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Oh, Mona! You get after Monet and you are no better. SLUT!
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Colombia is known for its coffee, its poppy fields...
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For the first time ever young Maria was left alone with...
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Alone with her new brothers Maria gets her first taste...
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Not even a box of rocks should be taken for granite.
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The honeymooners are off to a good start. Will it last?
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Ass in the air like you just don't care. Hanky Spanky Maria!
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The Barnett's social circle just tightened up like a noose.
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Ripped wide & hogtied Esperanza & Maria have a bonding experience.
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"Let me help you Highbone." No mistaking who did it.
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Interesting threesome! Maria gets it in the end. FINALLY!
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Maria milks the showerhead. Are you in there White Devil?
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Piper counsels Josie on how to make a marriage work...
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The furniture's arrived. Piper just can't catch a break.
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We need to talk about yesterday. Do we have too? UGGGGGGGGH!
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Bathing booties, boys have cooties. HELP I CAN'T SWIM!
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Stakeouts to steakouts, the meat is thick and juicy.
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See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. UNLESS I SAY YOU CAN!
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Piper's interview for School Counsellor goes better than she expected.
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Piper and Josie get drunk and screw...69 bottles of booze...
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Rotten to the Whore. "My babies home." Mace in your face, like it or not.
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Piper and Josie redefine the term Outskirts.
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HA! PG-13!!! Henry and Tessa get to work on revising the R.P.G...
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Trying on dresses took forever. Skin was more in fashion.
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Cum to think of it we haven't talked birds and bees.
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Hoots, howls, and growls. Howdy Neighbors.
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First day jitters for everyone but Piper.
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No panties all pants, not the kind you wear.
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Acid to water? Water to acid? POOF! What a mess.
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Wet Tease pretty as they please. Definitely risky.
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Piper dances with the Wolfman. His class howls at her moon. History in the shaking, General Lee speaking.
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Josie and Henry home school the girls without even knowing it.
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Why are my bedsheets wet? Ummm? Rotten peed on them. Uh huh!
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Christina's man Dixon is home. Does that stop her from being the neighborhood slut? OH HELL NO! The Neighborhood Watch is keeping a close eye. A very CLOSE eye.
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Christina is the life of the party. Even the band wants in. SING WHORE SING. Just like the Insurance Company's ad says...LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR...CHRISTINA IS THERE.
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Christina's back... tits... thighs... ass... yep every inch.
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No copping out Christina hugs the rooftops. Roof of her mouth too.
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Dueling Blowjobs! Christina and Venus are gunnin' for Dixon.
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CUCUMBER UP! Double dippin'! Or was that Double drippin'?
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Venus showered with affection. Chris cleans her windows. "Gee, I can see... the church lady".
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Christina coaches the Church Lady and her horny Hubby. Let Us Prey!
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Walking the dog! Christina on a leash. "Have you seen this..."
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Zach Pedigo just got evicted. Thirty minutes later he had a roommate. One young, very HOT roommate. YOWZA!
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Heidi's sister and her friend get a show, Up and at it Zach.
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Heidi torments Zach with new girlfriends she's made. EX-WIFE? Umm! Oops!
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Heidi's mischief backfires. Setting Zach up with Kayla, and Nasty for her own gain, leaves her jealous. Why does Khloe keep texting Zach too? Poor kid. She made her own bed.
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The lies keep mounting for the ladies man. The girls keep mounting too.
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Zach and Cleo do lunch. He mostly ate her. Heidi found it spicy. So did Kayla. So did half the mall.
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Kayla and Khloe discover the true calling of a Fitness Center. Zach locates their centers and makes it fit. PERFECTLY! Time to pump iron.
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Girl talk. Gab! Gab! Gab! TMI! Zip it! WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY?
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When Roommates massage one another there's always a twist. What goes around cums a round.
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Heidi's new beau has a lot to offer. Zach who? Oh, yeah Tom.
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Best Man Zach just stole the Bride to be. Sort of...Meet Iris...the Fuck of the Irish. Who needs a four leaf clover to get lucky.
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Welcome to Mugshots, home of the finest creME in Seattle. Heidi's new home. LOL!
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Time for Heidi to Meet the Parents. Weaver's family is pretty fucked up. Aren't they all?
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Margo relaxes a bit too much. Her phone very useful.
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Belly dancing at her son's going away party gets out of hand.
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As her son leaves for Paris, Margo Needy finds comfort in his friends.
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Troubles sleeping after an eventful road trip. The fourplay begins.
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Cabot moves in first. Then out. Then, in. Then, out..
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Wrestling with her emotions Margo gets pinned to the mat.
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Breakfast in bed the boys feed on Margo's every move...
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Margo springs a trap on Eric. Then Brian. Then Cabot!
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Four for four. Margo Needy just made love in pro motion.
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Calm before the storm. Margo stirs up cloud nine.
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NO BOUNDARIES!!!!! Game over...let the boys claim her soul.
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Eat up! Ate up! Lick the plate clean COUGAR.
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Brian has big ideas for more than just Margo. Time to Step up.
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Taken in the darkness Margo's hunger finds her Mystery Meet appetizing.
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Margo gains two new fans. One is sweating up a storm.
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The attic was locked for a reason. Cue the eerie soundtrack.
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Paris the City of Love! Elliot's Oui Oui is out on the town.
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HIS PANIC. Cabot meets the girl of his dreams. Wait! I thought that was Margo. A guy can dream BIG.
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Heath presents his Master plan. "YOU'RE MY SLAVE!!!" Momma Margo could only smile.
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I'm Violet. These are my confessions. I hope you're ready.
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My teasing went too far and now I'm paying for it. Oh Joy!
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"My teasing keeps getting me in over my head. No stopping now even if I wanted to."
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"Now I'm told to tease the son of David's boss. On it. Literally."
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"TREATED LIKE A DOG. I FEEL SOOOO USED. I'M GOOD WITH THAT."
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Dinner and a scary movie with Mom and David. I'm the refreshments. Free refills. LOL!
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"ALL HANDS ON DECK. YOU THOUGHT I'D SAY DICK, DIDN'T YOU?"
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"BLOCK PARTY? I LOVE PARTIES. NO COCK BLOCKING THOUGH. I WANT THEM ALL. LOL!"
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"Mom's affairs finally bite her in the ass. Stupid bitch! I mean me. LOL!"
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"Naked on the dance floor. YAY! All I can drink Cum and Rum. GIRLS LICKING, GUYS DICKING, Brother filming...WHAT????????"
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Challenged to break my record. Wow! That's a lot of guys. Can I invite a plus one? LOL!
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"All my neighbors are women? Works for me."
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"Knockin' on Heaven's Door? Nothin' but knockin' back."
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"This Motley Crew knows how to do the Vince Kneel."
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"It's not what's behind the baby blues. It's the Who!"
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"Not even in Ivy's league...I'm still scratching my head. Not that head. GEEZ!"
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"Part time job as a full time babysitter. You'd be numb too."
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"No business like show business. Business is good."
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When your dicks wore out it's best not to disturb it. Fat chance of that.
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Calliope Cruz is making Detective. All hell breaks loose.
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Calliope Cruz gets her Shield. Babee gets the Riot Squad.
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"I think my new badge number's the same as my Measurements."
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"The Government owns my ass. PIN THE TAIL! PIN THE TAIL!"
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"Ha! Sushi Homemaker. That's me. Are you Bob the Builder?"
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"To Swerve and Protect. Lick it or Ticket Buddy."
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"That isn't a Humador. Put your Cubans back in your pants."
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Life goes on. For now. Who knows how long? Millennia?
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AWKWARD! Trouble in Paradise. Paradise in Trouble. Look away
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Spirit of the Reason. Diamonds are a girls best friend.
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Creature comforts. Home sweet UFO. Cue the X-Files theme.
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Fine dining at the Dawn of Time. Ghost stories anyone?
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One man's junk is another man's treasure. Swimming lessons.
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Eerie women. Food poisoning. Home movies. TV dinners?
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High tech. High fevers. High tension. Gets worse.
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Search parties. Big ass Lizards. Cowgirl action. YEEHAW!
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ANNdroid Delores begins her new sexy life as Daisy.
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Daisy does her best to make Glenn reach his potential.
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Daisy reflects on her past as Delores. Makes a new friend.
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Daisy obeys Glenn and gives the Groundskeeper a show.
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Daisy seals her deal with her Handsome Devil.
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"ApacheSlut" is her online name. Prowl with the Puma.
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The Apache Goddess gives the guys a run for their money.
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The Puma stalks an innocent Café. "Lots of crème and sugar."
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Two Pumas in a feral battle. The claws come out. HELLYEAH!
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Stacy takes it to the REZ. The Wolves are circling the Puma.
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Drunk, drugged, and Her best Webcam show ever. Torture Baby!
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Many Moons ago. Two girls went streaking. One was a slut.
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Stacy's feeling threatened. Where's her Cayenne Pepper spray?
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"CUT! Take 69. Cue the ApacheSlut." Stacy meets with Commercial success.
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Molly puts on a webcam show from the School Library.
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Caleb joins Molly and her Parents for Dinner. Bad idea.
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Heather challenges Molly to be the center of attention.
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Caleb can't resist being a dick. April's about to be fooled.
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It's the Indrabooty's versus the Houser's. Sinner take all.
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Molly takes Key West by storm. Nothing like beachfront property.
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Sunburnt in all the wrong places. Cameras in all the right.
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"Dear Diary...Timing is everything. Dick Cock! Dick Cock!"
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"Dear Diary... I finally know what a Birthday Suit is...."
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"Dear Diary... I like my picture taken. Especially naked...."
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Dear Diary...Daddy helped me set up a Tender account. Yay!
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Dear Diary...There is nothing like warm milk before bed.
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"Dear Diary...All the boys love my new butt zipper jeans."
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"Dear Diary...My first attempt at phone sex. Sooo HOT!"
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"Dear Diary...Prince Bryan is making me Disney, I mean dizzy."
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Dear Diary...Three shots, I'm seeing spots. I love Twister.
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Dear Diary...I think I'm on the Neighborhood Watch list. FINALLY!
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"Dear Diary...IHOP! IHOP! IHOP! IHOP! IHOP! Me tired."
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"Dear Diary...I like class participation. It teaches me a lot. Especially how to tie my shoestrings."
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"Dear Diary...One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato, FLOOR!"
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"Dear Diary...Before I was a Fair Maiden, I was a Fare Maiden."
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"Dear Diary...One Knight stands are just as much fun as Courting a Jester."
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"Dear Diary...I get to be a Hustler honey. It sounds sticky."
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"Dear Diary...Playing with the Big dogs isn't as much fun as it sounds. I'm more of a lapdog lover."
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"Dear Diary...Why did the chicken cross the road? She heard a big cock was on the other side. LOL!"
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Britney is forced to tease her Father. "You suck, Lance."
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The girls won't let Tara escape without a few licks. Slurp!
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Keith runs interference while Monica gives Grace a makeover.
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Mary continues to push her limits. So does Isaiah and Keith.
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Willa's new job as Nanny comes with more than she bargained.
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Sara becomes Willa. Willa becomes Sara. Read her and weep!
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Confused yet thrilled by Nick, Willa catches her breath.
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Willa returns to the beach for more instructed fun and games.
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Willa's back and on the Coastal Highway. Traffic Jam.
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Candi caught by her Brother-in-Law. And, his friends.
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Candi pushes her limits for her Husband's pleasures.
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Candi's Father-in-law challenges her for his Son's pleasure.
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Damian gives his blessing. Candi gives it her all.
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Much needed tenderness. It had been a rough night prior.
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Candi is back on stage Stripping as Fluffy. MEOWZA!!!
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More Fitness Center teasing. It never stops. Thank God!
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Candi and Dave go dancing at the local Cowboy Bar. YEEHAW!
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Candi and Rodney's date disturbs his Sister Rhea. Woohoo!
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Miki Lee has been hacked. Her world was about to get better.
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Gangbanged online! Miki Lee's monitor was covered in cum!
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Miki Lee goes shopping. The Mall will never be the same.
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Erin Parrish bought her first home. Howdy Neighbors!
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Moving day! Erin and her brother had a few helping hands...
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Bedtime just got interesting. The ghosts were not the only ones moaning.
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Psychic readings, booze, weed, and horny ghosts...
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The boys lose control and Erin has the time of their past lives...
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Stoned with ghosts! Who wants to shave our Booyah's?
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Erin in the attic. "Hey Earl! Taffy? Maybe not!" What part of drop dead don't you get?
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t has to be coincidence! A murder 600 miles away leads to Erin. Oh, boy!
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Some folks just can't bury the past. Let alone the hatchet!
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It's the midnight hOUR. Time to switch things up.
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Hi Mom. I hear you want to pay a visit. It's really not a good... ok see you then. FUCK!!!
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Job hunting Erin makes a new... pet. BEST TAIL she ever had.
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Never mourn the loss of scum. Only the man that gave him shelter.
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Home is where the HEArT is. Until it stops beating!
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You will never look at Pussy nor birthday cake the same way again.
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Invasion of the body SNATCHers! This sucks! Good and Bad!
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An uncanny threesome! Ashes to Ashes, Lust to Lust!
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Rough ride on the Highway to Hell! Buckle up Kiddies!
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BEWARE! This nightmare has it all. Leave the light on.
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Family matters! Even if the URKEL sounded like a final breath! Did I do that?
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Death warmed over! Dinner's on the table! Main Corpse!
H 4.81 2.2k 2 2 3
Goodbye to Romance...Hello to Lovers Lane! Dead End!
H 4.82 2.4k 1 2 3
Sexist Chainsaw Massacre! Cat hair everywhere! Look ACHOO!
H 4.78 2k 2 2 3
PUSSY PUSSY EVERYWHERE! HISSING CLAWING TIME TO SHARE!
4.46 2.3k 3 2 4
Angel of the Lord... HAVE MERCY!!! On her hole!
H 4.79 2.4k 1 2
Dreams? Fantasies? Same thing! DP! Dark Penetration! So GOoD!
H 4.9 2k 3 2 5
Nick tracks Esteban. Midnight feuds with family her way.
H 4.57 2.8k 2 2
Tension rises at the ICU! Eye see you! Let the warpath begin.
4.42 3.3k 1 2
It's a cage match between Midnight and her Father. Mew over!
H 4.71 2.6k 1 2 3
"If this is how the West was Won...Just shoot me now."
H 4.61 16.1k 20 10 38
"Spaghetti Western my ass. Not enough sauce for my appetite."
H 4.66 8.3k 5 6 5
"Bare knuckle rodeo Fellas. Girl's gotta make some money."
H 4.78 7k 8 8 8
Horseplay? Tell that to Tarnation he's humpin' yer mare.
H 4.82 2.5k 1 1
"I better get me a lollipop for this Doctor's visit! Whiskey flavored!"
H 4.81 3.5k 2 2 2
Rattlers on my thighs, sidewinder 'tween my ass cheeks! Hissin' an kissin'!
H 4.68 2.6k 2 2
"Dear Diary...Timing is everything. Dick Cock! Dick Cock!"
H 4.5 36.9k 62 7 101
"Dear Diary... I finally know what a Birthday Suit is...."
4.45 16.8k 10 4 16
"Dear Diary... I like my picture taken. Especially naked...."
H 4.6 12.5k 9 4 14
Dear Diary...Daddy helped me set up a Tender account. Yay!
4.44 11.4k 7 1 12
Dear Diary...There is nothing like warm milk before bed.
4.3 18.2k 8 1 11
"Dear Diary...All the boys love my new butt zipper jeans."
H 4.53 11.2k 6 1 9
"Dear Diary...My first attempt at phone sex. Sooo HOT!"
H 4.67 9.4k 6 3 8
"Dear Diary...Prince Bryan is making me Disney, I mean dizzy."
H 4.65 6.9k 4 7 7
Dear Diary...Three shots, I'm seeing spots. I love Twister.
H 4.79 7.1k 7 5 9
Dear Diary...I think I'm on the Neighborhood Watch list. FINALLY!
H 4.65 8.5k 6 1 9
"Dear Diary...IHOP! IHOP! IHOP! IHOP! IHOP! Me tired."
H 4.71 6.6k 2 1 3
"Dear Diary...I like class participation. It teaches me a lot. Especially how to tie my shoestrings."
H 4.6 9.6k 7 9
"Dear Diary...One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato, FLOOR!"
H 4.78 7.3k 2 2 3
"Dear Diary...Before I was a Fair Maiden, I was a Fare Maiden."
H 4.65 7.3k 2 2 4
"Dear Diary...One Knight stands are just as much fun as Courting a Jester."
H 4.79 5.5k 2 3 4
"Dear Diary...I get to be a Hustler honey. It sounds sticky."
H 4.78 7.8k 3 4 5
"Dear Diary...Playing with the Big dogs isn't as much fun as it sounds. I'm more of a lapdog lover."
4.35 6.1k 3 4 4
"Dear Diary...Why did the chicken cross the road? She heard a big cock was on the other side. LOL!"
H 4.62 6.4k 4 6
Margo relaxes a bit too much. Her phone very useful.
H 4.56 20.5k 21 8 25
Belly dancing at her son's going away party gets out of hand.
H 4.62 22.1k 25 3 29
As her son leaves for Paris, Margo Needy finds comfort in his friends.
H 4.57 19.2k 18 5 20
Troubles sleeping after an eventful road trip. The fourplay begins.
H 4.75 13.2k 12 1 13
Cabot moves in first. Then out. Then, in. Then, out..
H 4.8 16.2k 23 3 24
Wrestling with her emotions Margo gets pinned to the mat.
H 4.71 13.9k 18 3 22
Breakfast in bed the boys feed on Margo's every move...
H 4.74 13k 7 9
Margo springs a trap on Eric. Then Brian. Then Cabot!
H 4.73 11.6k 15 3 17
Four for four. Margo Needy just made love in pro motion.
H 4.8 12.1k 12 7 17
Calm before the storm. Margo stirs up cloud nine.
H 4.79 11.2k 12 5 19
NO BOUNDARIES!!!!! Game over...let the boys claim her soul.
H 4.78 12k 11 6 15
Eat up! Ate up! Lick the plate clean COUGAR.
H 4.78 12.5k 10 2 17
Brian has big ideas for more than just Margo. Time to Step up.
H 4.64 8.8k 9 11
Taken in the darkness Margo's hunger finds her Mystery Meet appetizing.
H 4.72 8.6k 8 5 9
Margo gains two new fans. One is sweating up a storm.
H 4.8 10.2k 8 15 12
The attic was locked for a reason. Cue the eerie soundtrack.
H 4.7 8.3k 8 2 8
Paris the City of Love! Elliot's Oui Oui is out on the town.
H 4.75 7k 7 4 8
HIS PANIC. Cabot meets the girl of his dreams. Wait! I thought that was Margo. A guy can dream BIG.
H 4.75 6.1k 5 4 8
Heath presents his Master plan. "YOU'RE MY SLAVE!!!" Momma Margo could only smile.
4.49 7.2k 8 2 8
Piper counsels Josie on how to make a marriage work...
H 4.67 12.7k 16 6 19
The furniture's arrived. Piper just can't catch a break.
H 4.72 10.1k 13 2 18
We need to talk about yesterday. Do we have too? UGGGGGGGGH!
H 4.67 9.3k 6 4 6
Bathing booties, boys have cooties. HELP I CAN'T SWIM!
H 4.74 9.8k 12 4 13
Stakeouts to steakouts, the meat is thick and juicy.
H 4.66 7.9k 9 4 9
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. UNLESS I SAY YOU CAN!
H 4.77 7.3k 6 5 6
Piper's interview for School Counsellor goes better than she expected.
H 4.66 7.9k 7 6 7
Piper and Josie get drunk and screw...69 bottles of booze...
H 4.58 7.3k 4 6 6
Rotten to the Whore. "My babies home." Mace in your face, like it or not.
H 4.61 7.8k 4 4 5
Piper and Josie redefine the term Outskirts.
H 4.59 6.2k 2 4 2
HA! PG-13!!! Henry and Tessa get to work on revising the R.P.G...
H 4.68 6.2k 3 4 4
Trying on dresses took forever. Skin was more in fashion.
H 4.57 8.9k 3 6 3
Cum to think of it we haven't talked birds and bees.
H 4.66 5.7k 3 3 4
Hoots, howls, and growls. Howdy Neighbors.
H 4.51 6.3k 4 10 5
First day jitters for everyone but Piper.
H 4.64 7k 5 4 6
No panties all pants, not the kind you wear.
H 4.58 7.7k 6 4 7
Acid to water? Water to acid? POOF! What a mess.
H 4.55 6.3k 3 8 3
Wet Tease pretty as they please. Definitely risky.
H 4.74 6.3k 2 6 4
Piper dances with the Wolfman. His class howls at her moon. History in the shaking, General Lee speaking.
H 4.66 4.9k 3 6 3
Josie and Henry home school the girls without even knowing it.
H 4.59 7.5k 7 2 10
Why are my bedsheets wet? Ummm? Rotten peed on them. Uh huh!
4.46 6.5k 2 6 3
Rose learns to ride a bike. There HO's the neighborhood.
H 4.58 5.8k 4 6 7
The twins work with wood at Tony's construction site. HARD WOOD!!
H 4.53 11.8k 6 7 9
Tony backs the girls into a corner...HIS WAY. No complaints.
4.44 10.4k 8 1 12
Where there's a Will there's a way. The twins are in that Will so it's their way or no way.
H 4.8 7.1k 2 4 5
The girls Pony up for Tony. Their ideas changing.
4.41 11.7k 10 5 12
The sisters lie their way into Tony's clutches. Evil bitches.
H 4.51 14.4k 13 4 19
Identical twins Rose and Becca move in with Mom. Not smart.
4.27 27.9k 38 5 67
The Dhorne boys keep crossing each other at Church. HOLY!!
4.1 5.9k 1 10 1
